Corrupt-a-Wish

[nlam01]

Granted, but now he slurps noodles while he talks on the phone.

I wish I could hit the million dollar jackpot.

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Granted but it will be shared with everyone around you.


I wish I owned a monster truck.

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[Shotgun Jeremy]

Granted. It even comes in a nice plastic hot wheels box.

I wish I had a dog.

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[easy rider]

Granted, it even comes wrapped in a nice Oscar Meyer package.

I wish I could ride today.

 

[Dawico]

Granted, it even comes wrapped in a nice Oscar Meyer package.

I wish I could ride today.

Granted, a miniature pony.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

 

[nlam01]

Granted, a miniature pony.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

Granted, but the weather will drop to -30 below and a blizzard with house high drifts will be headed your way.

I wish I could see Disturbed in concert.

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[roadkill]

Granted but your the star of the concert and acting very disturbed, you get to see disturbed at your trial when the prosecutor shows the concert footage.

I wish tractor rap was wiped from existence.

 

[Moonpie]

Granted. But after taxes you get $87.00

I wish I had a goldfish.

 

[Z0Tex]

Granted. But after taxes you get $87.00

I wish I had a goldfish.

Granted, but it, along with the other 200 in the package are stale.

I wish we had instant Form 4 approvals.

 

[Dawico]

Granted, but it, along with the other 200 in the package are stale.

I wish we had instant Form 4 approvals.

Granted but the stamp costs $5000 now.

I wish Moonpie wouldn't skip a page.

 

[diesel1959]

Granted but the stamp costs $5000 now.

I wish Moonpie wouldn't skip a page.

Granted. But now he skips and plays hopscotch.

I wish I had some good carnitas.

 

[jrbfishn]

Granted, but Moonpie used them to play Hopscotch.
I wish I had time to go fishing.

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[Moonpie]

Granted but they're too spicy to eat.

I wish all this hot air around here would go get range time.

 

[Moonpie]

Granted but you have to take me fishing with you.

I wish I had some fried chicken.

 

[craigntx]

Nvmd

 

[jrbfishn]

Granted but you have to take me fishing with you.

I wish I had some fried chicken.

Granted, but most people call them eggs.
Fishing would be great.
I wish Walmart mgrs knew what ethics were.

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[Dawico]

Granted, but most people call them eggs.
Fishing would be great.
I wish Walmart mgrs knew what ethics were.

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Granted, but you had to teach them on your own time.

I wish freedom was free.

 

[easy rider]

Granted, but you had to teach them on your own time.

I wish freedom was free.

Granted, but then again nothing is free.

I wish to again to feel the freedom I had when I gave up most everything and traveled the country.

 

[Shotgun Jeremy]

Granted, but you're on a bicycle and it's December.

I wish these allergies would go away.

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[easy rider]

Granted, but you're on a bicycle and it's December.

I wish these allergies would go away.

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Granted, but now you live in the middle of the Sahara desert.

I wish today hadn't have gone by so quick.

 

[roadkill]

Granted but your frozen in time ala "ground hog day"

I wish I had a better house.