Corrupt-a-Wish

[Dawico]

Granted, but they want to revolt with muskets.

I wish my coffee pot was bigger.

 

[robertc1024]

Granted, but it's filled with the gas-station variety that is half full of grounds.

I wish my gas tank was full.

 

[easy rider]

Granted, but now you have to have the sugar washed out.

I wish someone would stop by with some kolaches.

 

[robertc1024]

Granted, but they are poppy seed kolaches and you will fail your drug test tomorrow.

I wish that the music piped into work had no more tunes from the 80's.

 

[easy rider]

News to me.

Granted, now it's all Barney music.

Wish I didn't have a drug test tomorrow.

 

[Dawico]

Granted but now the tests are every Monday.

I wish I had a bigger safe.

 

[Southpaw]

Granted but now the tests are every Monday.

I wish I had a bigger safe.

Granted, but now every gun you own is 1000 times larger then its current size.

I wish I wouldn't sleep so late.

 

[Dawico]

Granted, but now every gun you own is 1000 times larger then its current size.

I wish I wouldn't sleep so late.

Granted, now you get up at 4am everyday.

I wish my job payed better.

 

[Charlie]

Granted, but then they would expect you to double your working hours!

I wish I had a rich uncle that would send me money!

 

[Dawico]

Granted, but then they would expect you to double your working hours!

I wish I had a rich uncle that would send me money!

Granted, but he wants "favors" in return.

I wish I had a pizza.

 

[Charlie]

Granted, but he wants "favors" in return.

I wish I had a pizza.

Pervert!

You got the anchovy pizza!

I need more sleep!

 

[robertc1024]

Granted, you will have the sleep with no awakening.

I wish I had a minty 289 AC Cobra.

 

[easy rider]

Granted, and the hot wheel package it came in.

I wish I had some brisket.

 

[diesel1959]

Granted, but it will be corned beef . . . (which is just fine with me BTW).

I wish Make-A-Wish would just go away . . .

 

[easy rider]

Granted, but this is corrupt a wish. (I'm ok with the corned beef too)

I wish I had gotten more sleep.

 

[Moonpie]

Granted. But you stay asleep until a frog kisses you.

I wish you slackers would call a range day.

 

[benenglish]

I wish I had a pizza.

Granted, but it's covered with ham, pineapple, and jalapenos.

I wish I had a ham, pineapple, and jalapeno pizza.

 

[Southpaw]

Granted. But you stay asleep until a frog kisses you.

I wish you slackers would call a range day.

Granted. But I actually show up!!

I wish I had a nice cigar.

 

[Shotgun Jeremy]

Granted, but it was rolled by a teen that just used the bathroom and didn't wash his hands...and he flicked a booger in it.

I wish I had a snap on tool box.

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[roadkill]

Granted. But your too broke to afford the tools for it

I wish I was a little bit taller