Corrupt-a-Wish

[Dawico]

Granted, a quarter of an inch.

I wish I was in better shape.

 

[easy rider]

Granted, a quarter of an inch.

I wish I was in better shape.

Granted, For a woman.

I wish I would have taken care of myself when I was younger.

 

[Southpaw]

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[Southpaw]

Granted, For a woman.

I wish I would have taken care of myself when I was younger.

Granted, you did but done got runned over by a dang ol train shortly after

I wish Robert had not beat me to that SWFA deal

 

[easy rider]

Granted, but you dropped it and that same train ran over it.

I wished my free internet was faster.

 

[Moonpie]

Granted. But you gotta upgrade from the crank telephone system.

I wish easy rider would go get some range time.

 

[jrbfishn]

Granted, but it's a paintball range and he's the target.
I wish I was off today.

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[easy rider]

Granted, but it's a paintball range and he's the target.
I wish I was off today.

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Granted, but it was off the soapbox.

I wish Moonpie had a place to shoot on the property he lives on like easy rider, then he could get his foot out of his mouth.

 

[pronstar]

Granted, but it was off the soapbox.

I wish Moonpie had a place to shoot on the property he lives on like easy rider, then he could get his foot out of his mouth.

Granted, but now his foot is in your mouth.

I wish my hobbies weren't so damned expensive.

 

[robertc1024]

Granted, but now his foot is in your mouth.

I wish my hobbies weren't so damned expensive.

Granted, your new love is knitting.
I wish I wasn't going to D.C. next week.

 

[roadkill]

Granted, your new love is knitting.
I wish I wasn't going to D.C. next week.

Granted but you die tomorrow.

I wish I picked a different week to quit sniffing glue.

 

[grasshopperglock]

Granted but you die tomorrow.

I wish I picked a different week to quit sniffing glue.

The glue you sniff prolongs your life forever. You have to continue to sniff glue more then breath.


I wish I had a ranch. 1000 acres. Full of exotic game. Game I can shoot from the porch while chickens scratch at the yard. Never having to buy meat at HEB.

 

[diesel1959]

The glue you sniff prolongs your life forever. You have to continue to sniff glue more then breath.


I wish I had a ranch. 1000 acres. Full of exotic game. Game I can shoot from the porch while chickens scratch at the yard. Never having to buy meat at HEB.

Granted. The game is all radioactive and can't be eaten.

I wish I had some Blue Bell ice cream.

 

[Moonpie]

Granted. Cookies and Cream for the win.

I wish Dawico would stop doing drugs.

 

[grasshopperglock]

Granted. Cookies and Cream for the win.

I wish Dawico would stop doing drugs.

Granted. But he still runs the empire and his cartel burns your house down.


I wish I had a lawn mower I didn't have to fix.

 

[TxStetson]

Granted. But he still runs the empire and his cartel burns your house down.

I wish I had a lawn mower I didn't have to fix.

Granted, when you wake up tomorrow there will be a goat in your front yard.

I wish I had a pocket pistol.

 

[Dawico]

Granted, but it is a 500 Magnum and you have huge pockets.

I wish Moonpie would quit holding old crappy guns in such high regard.

 

[easy rider]

Granted, he now holds new crappy guns in high regard.

I wish I had more than a week before heading back to work.

 

[Dawico]

Granted but you won't get a day off for a year.

I wish my boss would spit his gum out before he calls me.

 

[Shotgun Jeremy]

Granted, but now he slurps noodles while he talks on the phone.

I wish I could hit the million dollar jackpot.

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