Corrupt-a-Wish

[TxStetson]

Granted. It is now in your back yard. (Although I'm not sure that is a bad thing)

I wish it would stop raining.

Granted but now you start the next 5 year drought.

I wish today wasn't Monday.

 

[Moonpie]

Granted. When you wake up it will be not monday.

I wish I knew what amanuenses means.

 

[diesel1959]

Granted. When you wake up it will be not monday.

I wish I knew what amanuenses means.

Granted, but you will forever continue to spell it incorrectly and your assistant will quit in frustration.

I want a Whataburger. No, wait--I had that for lunch. BOOYA!

 

[easy rider]

Granted. When you wake up it will be not monday.

I wish I knew what amanuenses means.

Granted,but now you are one and you are helping to write Obama's autobiography.

I wish I didn't feel like crap today.

 

[Moonpie]

Hey! I think I will go get a Whataburger!

 

[TxStetson]

Granted,but now you are one and you are helping to write Obama's autobiography.

I wish I didn't feel like crap today.

Granted, now when you wake up you'll feel like crap tomorrow.

I wish for world peace.

 

[robertc1024]

Granted. It lasted for 0.01 seconds.

I wish the non-relatives currently in my house would leave.

 

[TxStetson]

Granted. It lasted for 0.01 seconds.

I wish the non-relatives currently in my house would leave.

Granted, but they come back tomorrow with extras.

I wish i had moonpie's whataburger with cheese and bacon.

 

[easy rider]

Granted, but they come back tomorrow with extras.

I wish i had moonpie's whataburger with cheese and bacon.

Granted, but he already ate it.

I wish Odessa has an actual drainage system.

 

[TxStetson]

Granted, but he already ate it.

I wish Odessa has an actual drainage system.

Granted, but we call it pleasant farms.

I wish we could get out to the range before you go back to work.

 

[Moonpie]

You can have my Whataburger when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

I wish I had ordered a lemon fried pie when I was at Whataburger.

 

[diesel1959]

You can have my Whataburger when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

I wish I had ordered a lemon fried pie when I was at Whataburger.

Granted. rigor mortis and cold came to your hands a lot quicker than we imagined. Thanks for the Whataburger!

I wish for all leftists to go away for good.

 

[sylvirfoxx]

Granted. All the leftists go on a 3 month cruise to Africa, benefiting Feed The Children. They all come back at the end of the 3 months, and they bring ebola virus back with them.

I wish I had the Prince of Persia movie on DVD. I liked that movie.

 

[Moonpie]

Granted. Kingdom of Heaven was better.

I wish I didn't have to work all night in the rain.

 

[sylvirfoxx]

Granted. Kingdom of Heaven was better.

I wish I didn't have to work all night in the rain.

Granted. You now have to work all day in the rain.

I wish I had another bottle of hydrated chia seeds.

 

[Moonpie]

Ha! I'll be asleep during the day tomorrow.

I wish I knew what one does with hydrated chia seeds.

 

[TxStetson]

Ha! I'll be asleep during the day tomorrow.

I wish I knew what one does with hydrated chia seeds.

Granted, your house is now completely filled with Chia pets.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.

 

[robertc1024]

Granted in spades. You were fired, but won a small lottery. By the time you pay the taxes and buy a Whataburger, you will be broke.

I wish there was a gun range closer to my house.

 

[Dawico]

Granted in spades. You were fired, but won a small lottery. By the time you pay the taxes and buy a Whataburger, you will be broke.

I wish there was a gun range closer to my house.

Granted, but it is in your front yard and open to the public.

I wish my puppy was potty trained.

 

[TxStetson]

Granted, but him and his 8 friends he picked up from the neighbor hood only go on your front porch.

I wish my family was in a bettermood when they woke up of a morning.