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[Texsun]

Nite nite grunt.

 

[Clockwork]

You're living in the past, Texsun. Living in the past.

To quote Spaceballs:

"We're at now, now."

 

[Clockwork]

Nite nite grunt.

Grunt?

All right, I want an explaination to that one. Now.

 

[texas skeeter]

Ha...The refrigerator repairman must have had his cheerios pissed in way too many times over the years by the Cowboys to be this pissy!

no Sir, i have been a packers fan forever and now that i live in Texas i Laugh at "YOUR" Horrible Team!! Dude they REALLY do SUCK!!

 

[cougartex]

Wishful thinking is the formation of beliefs and making decisions according to what might be pleasing to imagine instead of by appealing to evidence, rationality or reality.

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[Texsun]

no Sir, i have been a packers fan forever and now that i live in Texas i Laugh at "YOUR" Horrible Team!! Dude they REALLY do SUCK!!

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Oh Snap!

 

[texas skeeter]

Oh Snap!

YES SIR Oh Snap!!! let me just say it again- THE DALLAS COWBITCHES SUCK!!!!! its like 10 min's left in the 4th quarter and the score is 45-7!! Yeah nice team ya got there SUN!!

 

[zembonez]

YES SIR Oh Snap!!! let me just say it again- THE DALLAS COWBITCHES SUCK!!!!! its like 10 min's left in the 4th quarter and the score is 45-7!! Yeah nice team ya got there SUN!!

Stop holding back ya crazy bastard!


BOY do the Cowboys suck this year!

 

[texas skeeter]

Stop holding back ya crazy bastard!

and their record is now 1-7!! talk about a bunch of LOSERS!! almost like the Demo-craps!!! hows that??

 

[zembonez]

I love it. I hope the go 1 and 15. Jerry Jones is a damn idiot. His idiotic decisions have put this team where it is now...

I used to be a real Cowboys fan... and I still would be if it wasn't for Jones and his bullshit. I'm done with them.

 

[Renegade]

They are so bad it is funny.

And how about all the Cowboys jokes of late, they are funny too. Here are some new ones I saw today:

A cop finds a missing boy on the side of the road, asks where he lives. Boy tells cop he doesn't want to go home because his mom beats him. Cop asks about his dad, boy says his dad beats him too. Cop asks if thats the case where is he supposed to take him then. Boy says he wants to go live with the Dallas Cowboys because they don't beat anybody.


I heard they had to shut down practice on Thursday due to an unknown white substance found on the field.




















They later discovered the white substance was the goal line!

 

[Texan2]

They told them to resume practice as there was no danger they would be getting near the goal line.

 

[Clockwork]

For a guy that normally plays left bench I don't think Kitna is doing too terrible, but WOW did the Packers just stomp their ass. :O

 

[texas skeeter]

well final score was 45-7!! so Jerry at 1-7 go ahead and fire Wade, trade Tony Homo and then just sell off your controlling interest!!! cause this season is OVER for the COWBITCHES!!

 

[Clockwork]

Why trade Tony Homo when they could just send him to the gallows instead? What a waste of space.

 

[texas_teacher]

For a guy that normally plays left bench I don't think Kitna is doing too terrible, but WOW did the Packers just stomp their ass. :O

Yeah Kitna isn't the problem. It's both lines. The defense couldn't stop shit and the offense can't move shit.

 

[Charlie]

It's probably just a matter of concentration for the Cowboys. I heard they had a practice interrupted the other day 'cause someone found an unrecognizable white powdery substance on the field and they evacuated everybody. After sending it to the lab for analysis......................turned out to be the goalline!

Edit: The double word in my post, "white" cannot be removed. I tried to edit it out twice but when I saved the edit, it put itself back in???

 

[RWSutt33]

Cops in Dallas are giving out Cowboys tickets instead of speeding tickets....If you get caught a second time they make you use them!!! If you get caught a third time you have to stay for the whole game!!!

 

[texas1willy2]

 

[West Texas]

nice to know someone from dallas scored in cowboy stadium...