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[cougartex]

Phone Call

Ring....
Ring....
Ring....

Jerry: Hello
God: Hello Jerry
Jerry: I'm honored what a surprise, what can I , I mean what are you going to do to, eh, for me
God: Just one request
Jerry:Anything ,anything
God: Please close the roof I can't stand watching it anymore

 

[drabfour]

Wade has been fired.

NFL.com news: Cowboys fire coach Wade Phillips

 

[RWSutt33]

Fire Jerry instead.

 

[Renegade]

Wade has been fired.

NFL.com news: Cowboys fire coach Wade Phillips

No surprise, since Jerry told KRLD-FM his job was safe for the rest of the season, just three days ago.

The only thing that does surprise me is the ample pool of people who want to work for this guy.

 

[drabfour]

I say he let's Campo coach the team again.

 

[Rum Runner]

LOL, wikipedia is already updated. Problem is, especially with the probable lockout next season, we are not going to get another Jimmy or Bill which is what we need. I can only cross my fingers with Jason. Please no more Barrys, Chans, or Wades. Please.

Obviously, the biggest problem is Jerry. If he would handle the business side and give up the team management side, but that is not happening until it starts affecting his wallet.

 

[cougartex]

Ooops....

Dallas Cowboys Forget to Renew Team Web Site

Dallas Cowboys Forget to Renew Team Web Site - CNBC

 

[West Texas]

I thought they already HAD been locked out....

 

[cougartex]

Q. What do the Cowboys and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

Q. How many Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers.

Q. What do you call a Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Old

As a Cowboys fan it is sad to see the shape this team is in.

 

[Willy]

Cowboy's Stadium is now used as an official tornado shelter. There is no danger of a touchdown there.

 

[texas skeeter]

Dear Jerry, Thank You for waiting another week before firing that lousy coach Wade and having the players taking off those horrible skirts!! And Congrats on this long needed win, But your team is still a bunch of LOSERS!!!! 2-7

Sincerely, The Green Bay Packers!!!

 

[Bushmaster]

I feel sorry for them. Remember Staubach, Landry, Aikman, The Moose? Fire Jerry is right. Everyone will tell you there's enough talent on the team to get the job done, but it's not getting done. The next coach won't have much success either. Fire Jones. I want my cowboys back.

 

[Texsun]

Dear Jerry, Thank You for waiting another week before firing that lousy coach Wade and having the players taking off those horrible skirts!! And Congrats on this long needed win, But your team is still a bunch of LOSERS!!!! 2-7

Sincerely, The Green Bay Packers!!!

And while you're at it thank him for the three Superbowls to add to the other two! Oh and thank him for our new stadium! God bless Jerry, he built us a new home! Sorry packer fans but the high school stadium you have to suffer in will be yours for years to come! Lambeau is a turd!....Toodles!

 

[Texsun]

WAAAAA! I'm cold!

 

[texas skeeter]

God bless Jerry

Yeah good ole Jerry!! the Cowbitches have won "1" playoff game since 1998!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGAIN, what a bunch of losers!!!!!

 

[texas skeeter]

WAAAAA! I'm cold!

Hey!! is this a pic from the "Ice Bowl" ya know where the Packers BEAT the Cowbitches?????

 

[Texsun]

Hey!! is this a pic from the "Ice Bowl" ya know where the Packers BEAT the Cowbitches?????

Unfortunately it's from your high school stadium they call Lambeau!......How'd it feel going home every time under Farve in Texas stadium? 0 for 9!....We own you!

 

[Texsun]

Teehee!

 

[Texsun]

Yeah we've got five, go cook me a brat!

 

[texas skeeter]

Unfortunately it's from your high school stadium they call Lambeau!

an ESPN sports writer had this to say recently!! "I began to do my research on Lambeau Field. And I was pleased with what I found. Lambeau is, without question, the most traditional and one of the oldest stadiums in the NFL. That is something that can't be bought, built, or borrowed.
Lambeau is known as the "crown jewel" of the National Football League. You can't compare any other franchise in the league that worships their history like the Packers do. Just check out their new throwback jerseys.
The Packers rich history in the NFL, and football in general, is rewarded with the Super Bowl trophy being titled, the "Vince Lombardi Trophy". Most agree that there is not a more fitting name for the trophy". WE DONT just tear down HISTORY for some new "BLING BLING" as your SELLOUT owner did!!

We own you!

Oh YEAH!! 45-7 sure wasnt enough an a$$ WOOPIN for ya was it!! i'll talk to my team and see if they can crank it up a lil more next time!!

How'd it feel going home every time under Farve in Texas stadium? 0 for 9!

last time i checked there stat king, the Cowbitches have "NEVER" beaten Favre at LAMBEAU FEILD either.....