I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ars and I'm all out of bubble gum

[BRD@66]

imperial

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Doh! I'll leave it unedited.

 

[baboon]

“Yeah, I got your F…… note, I rolled it up with some tabaccy and smoked it, that’s what I did, champion.”

 

[baboon]

Ya know, if I's you kids what I'd do? I'd quit this runnin' around the country. Ya know, git a little bit a money together 'n, hell, buy a place 'n settle down 'n raise a family. I've been married for 35 years, same old gal; man she's a tough ol' hide. God dang, everything I am, I owe ta her.

 

[plinkr]

Vinny Gambini:
Your Honor, may I have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness?
Mona Lisa Vito:
You think I'm hostile now, wait 'til you see me tonight.
Judge Chamberlain Haller:
Do you two know each other?
Vinny Gambini:
Yeah, she's my fiancée.
Judge Chamberlain Haller:
Well, that would certainly explain the hostility.


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[majormadmax]

"There's a time to think, and a time to act. And this, gentlemen, is no time to think!"

-- Sheriff Bud Boomer

 

[plinkr]

Mac: How’s your shooting, Thorny?

Thorny: Good. I’ve been dead on all morning.

Mac: What about that little guy?

[points to a bullet hole in the shooting target’s neck]

Thorny: Who, that little guy? I wouldn’t worry about that little guy.

— Super Troopers

 

[BRD@66]

This ain't Dodge City and you ain't Bill Hickok.

Chicago Police Dept. thinks you're a cop-killer. They WILL shoot you on sight.

"Chuck, Chuck, its' Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Berry!"

 

[BRD@66]

Callin' me sir is like puttin' an elevator in an outhouse. - Emmet to Dalton, Road House, 1989

.I'd say it was probably the fall that killed this guy... or it could be the crowbar embedded in his skull. I'd say it's about 50-50. - Detective Vitale, The Brave One, 2007

I don't eat dog either - Jules Winnfield

 

[SQLGeek]

Mac: How’s your shooting, Thorny?

Thorny: Good. I’ve been dead on all morning.

Mac: What about that little guy?

[points to a bullet hole in the shooting target’s neck]

Thorny: Who, that little guy? I wouldn’t worry about that little guy.

— Super Troopers

Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumping around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?

 

[BRD@66]

You best get out my face 'fore sompin bad happens to you. Too late.

"There's a very wicked 55 Chevy lookin' for you" - Jeff Pazutto

For a moment there, I thought we were in trouble - Butch to SunDance in Bolivia,

 

[baboon]

Frank Booth: The candy coloured clown they call the sandman

 

[plinkr]

Michael Corleone: Fredo -- you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever.

 

[Vaquero]

Do
Not
Seek
The
Treasure

 

[Vaquero]

We thought you was a toad

 

[BRD@66]

Frank Booth: The candy coloured clown they call the sandman

Ooh ooh! Candy-colored clown! Candy-colored clown!

 

[BRD@66]

"All we gotta do is tell the story right..." - Agent Tom Hardy (& others),

"... don't you think you can come here with your Harvard mouth and your faggoty-white uniform and try to make me nervous!"

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster."

 

[baboon]

Ooh ooh! Candy-colored clown! Candy-colored clown!

Watched that sick shit last night.

 

[plinkr]

Ok, TV not movie, but:

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

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[BRD@66]

Your life is defined by its opportunities... even the ones you miss. - Benjamin Buttons, 2008

Buzz: "You ever been on a chickie-run?" Jim: "Yeah that's all I ever do." - Rebel w/o a Cause, 1955

Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers. - Paco, Zombie Strippers, 2009

 

[EZ-E]

1st RULE: You do not talk about Fight Club
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd Rule: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT.... you HAVE to fight