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  • TheCytochromeC

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    But just a bit, and it wasn't because I was scared, that occurred in situ.

    So both restrooms were coincidentally occupied at my house. No telling how long it'll take my roommate to finish up in our bathroom, nor would I care to find myself in there after he leaves, so I step into the backyard to relieve myself. I walk down the flank of the yard and start takin' care of business. I'm just minding my own, doing my thing, when I hear a rustle and look down to find that I'm splashin' on a 2.5' copper head. I jumped about 5 feet high and behind. That's what caused the wetness. I was startled, I guess you could say.
     

    TXARGUY

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    With a wife and teen daughter in the house and only 2 bathrooms I do a lot of pissing in the yard.

    I hope you killed the shit out of the copperhead. Up where I live the biggest I've seen them get is just under 2 feet but they are fierce as hell and more aggressive than grandmas chihuahua. I usually leave snakes alone but I kill the shit out of every copperhead I see.

    You're lucky you got out of it with just a little piddle on your pants.
     

    Vaquero

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    I nearly crapped my pants this morning. Still half asleep, I headed to the truck for my thermos, opened the front door to the house.
    2 ducks had slept on the front porch. When they took off I jumped back inside and slammed the door before I realized what was going on.
     

    TXARGUY

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    I nearly crapped my pants this morning. Still half asleep, I headed to the truck for my thermos, opened the front door to the house.
    2 ducks had slept on the front porch. When they took off I jumped back inside and slammed the door before I realized what was going on.

    That's funny right there!
     

    Major Kong

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    That copperhead probably just didn't feel threatened by the small snake that appeared.

    Sorry OP, but you left yourself open.

    Sent from an undisclosed location.
     

    Stumpy

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