Incessant talking....

[ZX9RCAM]

Alternatively, Dad would put on a headset connected to the TV.

I've got a 73" screen, and quite a bit of money in the surround sound.
I'm not going to resort to watching a season finale while listening to headphones.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

I can talk about all the finer details of things found on these sites for a LONG time. Most people can't stand more than about 2 minutes worth.

https://developer.apple.com/documentation/
https://developer.android.com/guide/index.html
https://developer.couchbase.com/documentation-archive
https://realm.io/docs/
http://opennlp.apache.org/
https://ignite.apache.org/

I can see how that would work.
Thanks for the explanation.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Then start the TV back up and simply elect not to hear her.

Better yet, never pause the TV.


I can completely ignore hours of conversation.

This will absolutely happen the next time if the new house rules (No Whinging) are not followed.

 

[diesel1959]

Um, that wouldn't look to good for my GF either, lol.
Besides, she would probably ask if she could see one.

Ask for anal. What's the worst that could happen?

 

[Younggun]

Ask for anal. What's the worst that could happen?

She sticks a cucumber in his butt.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

She sticks a cucumber in his butt.

Made me LOL.

 

[diesel1959]

Made me LOL.

you need to make her growl, like your Porsche at the redline.

 

[Kar98]

She sticks a cucumber in his butt.

 

[Texasgordo]

Is she hot?

Nobody else has asked so I figured that I should.

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[Kar98]

Is she hot?

Nobody else has asked so I figured that I should.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

you need to make her growl, like your Porsche at the redline.

Well, she is a relative, so....

 

[diesel1959]

Well, she is a relative, so....

 

[Kar98]

Well, she is a relative, so....

 

[308nato]

You could ask her if she has been to the doctor lately and had her
Diarrhea of the mouth taken care of.
My wife does that as she likes to talk on the phone and then catches herself and says
"Oh my gosh I caught diarrhea of the mouth again".LOL

 

[ZX9RCAM]

You could ask her if she has been to the doctor lately and had her
Diarrhea of the mouth taken care of.
My wife does that as she likes to talk on the phone and then catches herself and says
"Oh my gosh I caught diarrhea of the mouth again".LOL

Hey, but at least she realizes it.

 

[Wildcat Diva]

I usually find some reason to get up and leave the room.

If you are watching a show that was paused...I dunno.

 

[Texasjack]

The reason that you load women and children into the first lifeboats is so that the men will have a chance to deal with the shipwreck in peace and quiet.

One of the best lines in all of rock and roll is in Led Zeppelin's She's Just A Woman: "...No one hears a single word you say (livin', lovin', she's just a woman) But you keep on talkin' 'till your dying day!..."

 

[Jakashh]

Tell her you're gonna go take a shit


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[ZX9RCAM]

Tell her you're gonna go take a shit


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Then what?

 

[Kar98]

Then what?

Maintain eye contact, take a shit right there.