Incessant talking....

[BRD@66]

We may be the wrong group to ask - for non-rude answers. But we're fun.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Maintain eye contact, take a shit right there.

So, right there in my recliner, or should I squat in front of it?

 

[Kar98]

So, right there in my recliner, or should I squat in front of it?

Depends. Do you have a pressure washer?

 

[ZX9RCAM]

We may be the wrong group to ask - for non-rude answers. But we're fun.

Yeah, unfortunately she is pretty difficult to shock, lol.

 

[Army 1911]

I just max out the volume. If she still doesn't get it, then I sit in the hallway to listen.

She asked why and I said I could imagine the pictures but I needed to hear the sound to do it.

 

[zincwarrior]

I've got a 73" screen, and quite a bit of money in the surround sound.
I'm not going to resort to watching a season finale while listening to headphones.

I hear ya. Dad was pretty deaf thanks to his days in the Corps and manufacturing.*

*Having a former DI as your dad means occasionally waking up on the weekend to the sound of him banging two pans together and gently saying "rise and shine cupcake!"

 

[Jakashh]

Then what?

Go take a shit or pretend to for like 10 minutes or longer

Maintain eye contact, take a shit right there.

Preferably this



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[jrbfishn]

Learn to ignore people. I'm good at it. Being deaf helps.

from an idjit coffeeholic

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Learn to ignore people. I'm good at it. Being deaf helps.

from an idjit coffeeholic

This works for everything except the part where I paused the TV in order not to be rude, lol.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Go take a shit or pretend to for like 10 minutes or longer



Preferably this



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She's peed in a parking lot in front of me a half dozen times on the way home from being out drinking together.
She doesn't shock easy.

 

[diesel1959]

Go take a shit or pretend to for like 10 minutes or longer



Preferably this



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Take the aforementioned dump and don't use any air freshener, leave the door open, and basically gag her outta there with your manly essence. If she can withstand that withering attack, she ain't human.

 

[diesel1959]

This works for everything except the part where I paused the TV in order not to be rude, lol.

Anyone ever tell you that you might could be worrying about someone else's feelings just a little tiny bit too much? I mean, it's your castle and no one hired her as your court jester or bawdy wench, so GTFO!

 

[Jakashh]

She's peed in a parking lot in front of me a half dozen times on the way home from being out drinking together.
She doesn't shock easy.

Classy gal!

 

[easy rider]

We may be the wrong group to ask - for non-rude answers. But we're fun.

Are you implying we are rude, you *%#^#@*?

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Classy gal!

Says the guy who suggested I take a dump in front of her, lol...

 

[jrbfishn]

When people are rude, the only thing they understand is rude back. Just saying.

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[ZX9RCAM]

When people are rude, the only thing they understand is rude back. Just saying.

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I agree.
It's just sad that she doesn't realize.

 

[Jakashh]

Says the guy who suggested I take a dump in front of her, lol...

Lmao I'm kidding. I've done my share of stupid things in public.


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[TxBigfoot]

I've learned to tune people out. I always ask my wife to "repeat anything important that I need to know, because I didn't pay attention to anything you said" when she finally stops rambling. A simple did you pick up milk at the store question can turn into an hr long rambling session.

 

[cbigclarke]

Unfortunately, not much makes her uncomfortable.

Tell her about the big Polynesian that's wants to make her his wife. She'll shut up then

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