Maintain eye contact, take a shit right there.
So, right there in my recliner, or should I squat in front of it?
We may be the wrong group to ask - for non-rude answers. But we're fun.
I hear ya. Dad was pretty deaf thanks to his days in the Corps and manufacturing.*I've got a 73" screen, and quite a bit of money in the surround sound.
I'm not going to resort to watching a season finale while listening to headphones.
Then what?
Maintain eye contact, take a shit right there.
Learn to ignore people. I'm good at it. Being deaf helps.
from an idjit coffeeholic
Go take a shit or pretend to for like 10 minutes or longer
Preferably this
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Take the aforementioned dump and don't use any air freshener, leave the door open, and basically gag her outta there with your manly essence. If she can withstand that withering attack, she ain't human.Go take a shit or pretend to for like 10 minutes or longer
Preferably this
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Anyone ever tell you that you might could be worrying about someone else's feelings just a little tiny bit too much? I mean, it's your castle and no one hired her as your court jester or bawdy wench, so GTFO!This works for everything except the part where I paused the TV in order not to be rude, lol.
She's peed in a parking lot in front of me a half dozen times on the way home from being out drinking together.
She doesn't shock easy.
Are you implying we are rude, you *%#^#@*?We may be the wrong group to ask - for non-rude answers. But we're fun.
Classy gal!
When people are rude, the only thing they understand is rude back. Just saying.
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Says the guy who suggested I take a dump in front of her, lol...
Tell her about the big Polynesian that's wants to make her his wife. She'll shut up thenUnfortunately, not much makes her uncomfortable.