Since the new joke thread was locked up in the now gone man cave, i figured i'd start a new new joke thread.
So there's this guy and his sister in my Chem class. They're from asia and the guy's name is vinh and the girl is named linh. I'm pretty cool with vinh so he starts telling me how people make fun of his name and he wants to change it to an average one like Lee. I'm studying government, so I know the process to do this. So, I take him and his sister, she's kinda cute, to the place to get it done. As it comes to their turn in line, linh pulls out her purse to pay for the process cause she wants an American name now too. Just then, their Super stereotypical Asian dad busts into the office and starts yelling in moonspeak. Vinh has to yell back that it was hurting him emotionally and even linh speaks up to her father. The old man then starts busting out in tears and says. I've only wanted the best for my children. If this is what you want, do it. The dad pulls out his wallet and screams in fractured English: DONT STOP, BE LEE, VINH HOLD ON TO THAT FEE, LINH
So there's this guy and his sister in my Chem class. They're from asia and the guy's name is vinh and the girl is named linh. I'm pretty cool with vinh so he starts telling me how people make fun of his name and he wants to change it to an average one like Lee. I'm studying government, so I know the process to do this. So, I take him and his sister, she's kinda cute, to the place to get it done. As it comes to their turn in line, linh pulls out her purse to pay for the process cause she wants an American name now too. Just then, their Super stereotypical Asian dad busts into the office and starts yelling in moonspeak. Vinh has to yell back that it was hurting him emotionally and even linh speaks up to her father. The old man then starts busting out in tears and says. I've only wanted the best for my children. If this is what you want, do it. The dad pulls out his wallet and screams in fractured English: DONT STOP, BE LEE, VINH HOLD ON TO THAT FEE, LINH
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