NSFW: Super Post Whore Thread v2.0

[contender buff]

Good morning y’all !

 

[msharley]

Almost thought we were going to need bail money for the wife! She got pretty hot and was cussing a blue streak as we left Lowes to go get a truck to haul the defective one back and get a replacement installed tonight.

Hey Axxe Man,

If I lived closer? Be there in "DahnTahn" (Yinzerese fer downtown) minner to help yinz wif yer heater!

My late Bride was a RedHead....any warranty issues? I would give her all the paper work...and the phone number...tell her to go FULL REDHAID on them!

She knew how to get them resolved in our favor!

Only one that got past her? Was the blame Chevy Equinox. (step on the gas? Motor would cough, burp, FART & stall...all four blame wheels would LOCK UP tighter than a DRUM!)...

Had it flat bedded back to the fool QUEER as you know what Chevy Garage so many times the tow truck driver would ask the Mrs. "Where are you this time?"

The last time it LOCKED UP on her (all four wheels LOCKED UP TIGHT!! Can not even get it off the road...GAY AZZ CHEVY Dealer would have to "reset the butt pucker"...) she had it towed to the FORD GARAGE, and came home with a new FORD!)

The GAY AZZ CHEVROLET Dealer sure got hiz gay self an EARFUL!

Sure hope you have HOT WATER SOON!

Later, Mark

 

[popsgarland]

I know that some of you are just getting up but some of us have been awake for at least 2 hours.

And you should know what that means....


NAP TIME.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Morning all

What he said...

 

[msharley]

Ummmm.... bathe cat...

Hey Coiled,

I ever tell yinz how to bathe a cat?

Real simple!

Add about 1/4 bottle of DAWN dish soap & about 1/3 bottle shampoo to the commode.

Insert cat. Set on lid fer about a smoke & a half ('bout seven minners)....

Flush commode....

Make sure the bathroom door is wide open.

Open lid of commode....

Cat & commode iz both CATERWAULIN' KLEEN!

Follow me fer more housecleaning tips!

Later, Mark

 

[msharley]

 

[1911'S 4 Me]

It is pouring down rain!!!

 

[wakosama]

Because animals come before coffee. Glad I don't have horses anymore. Always strange dreams. Bad people mostly. Then I get to sit here trying to find something funny on the forum or read the evil news... and if coffee doesn't turn my stomach this early I can sit in the sun and pretend the world isn't really killing itself on purpose. Who's else owed a tax refund? Probably die before it comes. All the local 'churches' seem segregated or rainbow flagged. wish I could hear the music better without waking the rest.. my niece in Flint, MI, boiling water... back says no walking this am... blah, blah, blah...ssdd... grateful

 

[SURVIVOR619]

It is pouring down rain!!!

Nice!!!!

 

[benenglish]

Morning.

 

[karlac]

WTH: 62F up here in methbillie land this AM when walking the pup.

 

[Coiled]

If get her in my sight
Boom boom, what is it, OUT GO THE LIGHTS

 

[Fishkiller]

Good Morning Texicans

 

[easy rider]

Mornin!.... Coffee!

 

[Coiled]

Hey Coiled,

I ever tell yinz how to bathe a cat?

Real simple!

Add about 1/4 bottle of DAWN dish soap & about 1/3 bottle shampoo to the commode.

Insert cat. Set on lid fer about a smoke & a half ('bout seven minners)....

Flush commode....

Make sure the bathroom door is wide open.

Open lid of commode....

Cat & commode iz both CATERWAULIN' KLEEN!

Follow me fer more housecleaning tips!

Later, Mark

Then you have poo water tracked thru the mansion.

Put cat in have a heart (critical detail) trap, place on hood of Lambo and drive thru car wash. Washed, waxed and dried in 5 min, no muss no fuss.

 

[toddnjoyce]

WTH: 62F up here in methbillie land this AM when walking the pup.

Even more WTH: no triple digit highs AND multiple (small) chances of rain here on the seam of the Hill Country and South Texas. In August. And those are the old school temps in the forecast, none of this reelfeel (tm) around here.

 

[Coiled]

After my last post I was about to jump on FM 149 and let 'er rip but the sheriff passed by 1st cruising @ or below the limit. I shoulda passed him but I left my nadz at home.

 

[MetalCutter]

Morning everyone. Woke up to a nice rain shower, nothing like laying in bed listening to the rain!

 

[Texas_Lone_Ranger]

Just made Taquitos with Guacamole, Sour Cream, Cheeses and lettuce. Not sure it was right for the a.m. but tasted damn good.

 

[country_boy]

Morning

Finished my 15 mins of cardio.taking it easy, mid back flared up Friday after helping a neighbor cut up a limb. Happens ever so often. Ordered some 25 caliber Speer bullets.