Out Of context Quote Thread

[easy rider]

I was quoting the quote that he was quoting.

Can I quote you on that?

 

[Southpaw]

Can I quote you on that?

Quotor

 

[easy rider]

Quotor

et tu, Brute?

 

[Southpaw]

et tu, Brute?

Aye aye, Popeye.

 

[benenglish]

Double fisting?

Well, if you can do it, it does pay extra.

 

[texasnurse]

Double fisting?

Man those are some big holes.

I could tell you stories...

You can have that if I can still use it from time to time.

Stormy Daniels?



Sent from my iPhone with a general disregard for the masses

 

[Big Green]

Stormy Daniels?



Sent from my iPhone with a general disregard for the masses

Well, someone has a lot of time on their hands...

 

[karlac]

Y'all be careful now, Cohen's losing his law license ...

 

[Southpaw]

You can only take off so many clothes.

Things said by every loser in every game of strip poker!

 

[Bozz10mm]

I'm an old man and I wouldn't mind showing it.

No thanks!

 

[Inspector43]

No thanks!

Nice catch.

 

[Southpaw]

Dear Craigslist personals......

Looking for a young kitten. Must be male kitten. Would like to pickup today

 

[Southpaw]

The tug is the drug!

Not as much grinding meat, but I’ll take it.

Headline:
2 arrested for illegal massage services at spa in Houston

 

[Southpaw]

don't shoot your eye out with that thing.

And stop looking at it, it's not going to get any bigger!

 

[BRD@66]

...... He's about 12", when we got him about 4 months ago he was about 6"

His is all fancy...mines just grey...lol

You guys.​

 

[Southpaw]

More important is a good woman with a Maglula, behind me.

 

[Southpaw]

If looking stupid and awkwardly getting in the way are two of your criteria ..........

 

[HKShooter65]

Hey, thanks for the accolade !!!

That was in the context of describing the functional yet unwieldy 50 round 10/22 mag!
Though my wife may apply the same or similar adjectives to me.

 

[orbitup]

Watch where you put your thumb.

 

[easy rider]

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I never had sexual relations with that woman.