I would toss you into the OOC thread but I'm not that big an asshole. There is so much there to work with.I figured it's to keep the wife from choking on a pubic hair. I like the look of a shaved snatch & it not because I have a thing for prepubescent girls. Only time I ever shaved my junk was after catching the crabs from some bar fly one night stand. The crabs leave when there no longer a home.
And no a bush fire and stabbing the crabs with an ice pick did not come to mind!