Texas Gun Talk Haiku Thread

[candcallen]

So, this is one gun forum without a Haiku thread. Several I visit have them. Odd ain't it.

Haiku is a simple Japanese poem that is a snapshot in time. It consists of 17 syllables in 3 lines. 5 syllables in the first, 7 in the second and 5 in the 3rd. Rhyming punctuation and sentence structure are up to the author. There are no rules but some like to rhyme the first and last lines


I will start with some my sleep deprived mind came up with last night. I posted in the post whore thread.



Rittenhouse is free
A chomo is dead you see
That boy could be me

And another...

Stood for principles
Forced to act when they attacked
The truth set him free

And finally....

He took out the trash
They lied about intentions
Now where is his cash


Gun folk are cultured creative and open folks. Just look at @Moonpie I'm sure he writes poetry as s much as he shoots.

So let's see your inner Japanese poet worrior.

Any subject will do even how dumb Haiku is.

 

[candcallen]

Shit his pants today
So the pope said go away
Satchel page you say

 

[candcallen]

She laughs and giggles
Kneels and swallowed her way up
Hope's for twenty fifth

 

[candcallen]

Nancy drunk or senile
Shes too stupid to read Bill's
Thinks shes above you

 

[candcallen]

Smith and wesson nine
But Glock perfection you say
Glock was yesterday

 

[candcallen]

Im getting stupid
Haiku, not very fluid
Someone else post please

 

[baboon]

WTF next we can have a picture thread with a sweater thrown over our shoulders and loosely tied drinking soy lattes!

Hide my gun
In your faggy ass gay man bun
I’m hoping for an A/D

 

[candcallen]

Hide my gun
In your faggy ass gay man bun

Its 5, 7, 5 syllables in 3 lines.

Not 3, 8 syllables in 2 lines

But we all gotta start somewhere.

 

[candcallen]

Hide my gun phuktard
In Faggy ass gay man bun
While Drinking lattes.


Like that @baboon

 

[baboon]

hAIku generator

An Easy to Use Haiku Generator

haiku-generator.ai-camp.org

No need to think with the information superhighway at my finger tips

 

[skfullgun]

It is okay.
This here don't rhyme.
Cause this thread be gay.

 

[kbaxter60]

hAIku generator

An Easy to Use Haiku Generator

haiku-generator.ai-camp.org

No need to think with the information superhighway at my finger tips

Frickin' hilarious!
It can't follow rules, either.
Wrote:

Spam!
Orion's bike
Along the road.

 

[Riksors]

How to start a thread
C and C Allen you fool
Let this be not dead

 

[SQLGeek]

There once was a man from Nantucket…

 

[skfullgun]

There once was a man from Boston...

And in the spirit of fairness to the female gender:

There once was a Lady from Niger...

 

[SQLGeek]

There once was a Lady from Niger...

…who liked to scam gun buyers on TGT…

 

[skfullgun]

No. IIRC, it had something to do with her copulating "like a Tiger".
Although, as I think about it, shouldn't it really have been a "tigress"?

 

[SQLGeek]

I was making a new one…

 

[candcallen]

I said Haiku not dirty limericks


Lol

 

[bbbass]

No. IIRC, it had something to do with her copulating "like a Tiger".
Although, as I think about it, shouldn't it really have been a "tigress"?

Maybe "copulating with a tiger"?