Texas Gun Talk Haiku Thread

[Vaquero]

I was raised on a farm.
Milked some cows.
I don't like the big cities.

 

[skfullgun]

To your Haiku
I say pluck you
And your Tardo

 

[candcallen]

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

Lol

 

[Vaquero]

1 tequila
2 tequila
3 tequila
Floor

 

[candcallen]

Phuck yourself you can
Suck ass and swallow you do
Bad breath your reward.


See how easy lol

 

[skfullgun]

To your Haiku
I say pluck you
And your Tardo

To your Haiku-son
I say pluck you very much
And your Tardo, too

 

[candcallen]

1 tequila
2 tequila
3 tequila
Floor

1 more tequilas
2 more tequilas, the floor
No more tequilas

 

[Vaquero]

I do not like haiku
I do not like them Sam I am
I should delete this thread

 

[General Zod]

Good Lord, you people
Need to get some damn culture
This isn't that hard.

 

[skfullgun]

Culture is dead
Overrated I should say
Alcohol beats all

See! I'm a poet
And just
Didn't know it!!!

 

[candcallen]

Culture is dead
Overrated I should say
Alcohol beats all

See! I'm a poet
And just
Didn't know it!!!

Or something.

 

[skfullgun]

Good Lord, you people
Need to get some damn culture
This isn't that hard.

It ain't that damn hard
But it sure aint much damn fun
To bed I shall go

 

[SQLGeek]

I guess I was wrong about the worrior poets.

Y'all a bunch of uncultured bastards.

I don’t know what a worrior poet is but perhaps, just perhaps, it’s possible to more of a worrior satirist. In the style of Samuel Clemens as it were.

I’d prefer to read Hayek anyway.

 

[gll]

Look, he's got a gun
A killer he sure must be
Exclaims the leftist

 

[General Zod]

Protect, serve, uphold
Directive 4 >CLASSIFIED<
But the man remains.


I mean really...just think about your favorite movies and they write themselves.

Belloq, God damn you,
It belongs in a museum!
DON'T LOOK AT THE LIGHT!!!

 

[bbbass]

Let's Go Brandon Joe
All you are is a big Joek
But you ruin all

 

[gll]

Justice they wanted
But satisfied they are not
Justice was served raw.

 

[General Zod]

The kid? Innocent.
Even the prosecution
Witnesses agree.

 

[Axxe55]

The kid? Innocent.
Even the prosecution
Witnesses agree.

@General Zod I do believe you missed your calling in life. You should be writing books with haiku's!

 

[baboon]

Good Lord, you people
Need to get some damn culture
This isn't that hard.

I seem to remember your boy sucking up the culture a few Saturdays back! Perhaps Brendan can explain culture (America’s Gun culture) and imported poetic geekiness to you!