Texas Gun Talk Haiku Thread

[bbbass]

Wife attends orchid show
Squealed for a week I won't go
Love my teenage queen

 

[candcallen]

We are back on track
This sure ain't no post whore thread
No posting goals here

 

[45tex]

Haiku, they made us write them in High School
Was not fun then either

 

[baboon]

fjb incense incense​

to likh taxi?​

a temple nun​

 

[bbbass]

Burnt owls in forest
They say it is climate change
Get head out of ass

 

[baboon]

Methbilly unfold
in the rain
november warmth​

 

[bbbass]

Texas towers froze
Winter not too far away
Get shit together

 

[skfullgun]

Limerick's be funny
Haiku not so
Please make me laugh

 

[SQLGeek]

Eastbound and down
Loaded up and trucking
We gonna do what they say can’t be done

 

[candcallen]

Chil on Sunday
Meat sausage beans onions spice
Oooo it is so nice

Lol

 

[Axxe55]

Dark of the silence,
Wind also silent, moves slow,
Dawn will come early.

 

[Vaquero]

Drink 'em bowl up
Put de lime in de coconut
Call de doctor. Say doctor

 

[General Zod]

Criminals. They are
Superstitious. Cowardly.
I'll become a bat.

 

[General Zod]

The Son of Jor-El
Shall not escape my vengeance
On Planet Hoo-ston.

 

[Axxe55]

Drink 'em bowl up
Put de lime in de coconut
Call de doctor. Say doctor

You writing a haiku or making a pina colada?

 

[General Zod]

On second thought, let's
Not go to Camelot. It
Is a silly place.

 

[General Zod]

Can you see the light?
Get the band back together.
A mission from God.

 

[skfullgun]

Something is
Wrong
With y'all.

 

[candcallen]

I guess I was wrong about the worrior poets.

Y'all a bunch of uncultured bastards.

 

[skfullgun]

I guess I was wrong about the worrior poets.

Y'all a bunch of uncultured bastards.

Worrior?
Oh, trust me, we are whorriors AND uncultured bastards.

Really, we are just sophomoric retards!