Texas Ranger ' Chuck Norris is Back"

[Younggun]

Like the gun, Chuck Norris is gay! I bet he tucks his pants inside of his boots.

Your mom says otherwise.

 

[Glockster69]

Chuck must be a Disney character or some kind of anime cuz I've never heard of him.

 

[LazermanTexas]

WOW guys,

I went to bed with a few chuckies and now 5 pages worth......way to go....HAHA.

Those were great..

 

[LazermanTexas]

Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47

And we continue the laughter.........................

 

[Younggun]

Workin all night again, I'm sure I can come up with something as sleepiness sets in.

 

[coachrick]

Originally Posted by coachrick
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Go get 'em, cuz!!

Rick Norris
Seriously?

Seriously?

Serious about the last name. Carlos and I are possibly related 'way back' with our fairly common UK name and lineage.

 

[robertc1024]

 

[LazermanTexas]

HAAHAHAHAHA and this will not die.....

 

[LazermanTexas]

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

 

[Jeffrey]

 

[jrbfishn]

I think that's the best one I've seen yet.

sent from an idgit coffeeholic

 

[Jeffrey]

True fact: The day after Chuck Norris was born, Germany surrendered.

 

[A.Texas.Yankee]

Lol

 

[LazermanTexas]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL