TGT story time

[Kyle]

Share some of your favorite stories to tell... gross, funny, scary, sketchy.. etc..


Ill start!

My dad recently told me how he and a friend invented Beer cheese...

Back when he was in high school/college he worked in a cheese factory that produced government cheese. He typically worked either very late at night or very early in the morning in a building that stayed around 90 degrees with very high humidity. He and a friend get to work for the early shift on a saturday morning after pulling an all nighter partying and drinking... My dad's friend, who is still drunk, starts to feel a little woozy and light headed due to the excessive heat... Suddenly he leans over the side of one of the cheese mixing bowls and throws up everything he has had to eat and drink... The big ole mixing forks just spin on by and mix the fresh yack into the next order of government cheese to be produced for the day... Everything was packaged and shipped on time!

 

[Mic]

That, my friend, is DISGUSTING. I'd hope I would be the guy to stop that cheese from going out.

 

[RstyShcklfrd]

........not cool.

 

[Kyle]

That, my friend, is DISGUSTING. I'd hope I would be the guy to stop that cheese from going out.

This was 25 years ago, not many food standards back then. haha, disgusting indeed though.. My dad still gets gaggy when he tells that story.

There was an angry employee at a Taco Johns back up north, not long ago, who took a ladder and squated over the mixing bowl for the ground beef... I am sure you can take it from there...

 

[RstyShcklfrd]

I have some embarrassing stories to tell about myself, but I don't think it would be a good idea to tell them on the public interwebs.

 

[shortround]

We were sent to fetch hamburgers, fries, and milk shakes for some arrogant fellows who stood a few rungs above us.

Needless to say, we added some "organic" material to that food order, that was neither detected nor tasted by our superiors.

We laughed our A$$es off that they were so stupid to trust us with their nourishment.

 

[Mr. Bojangles]

Eh, what do you expect when you're eating government cheese.

One of the guys I work with took one of the other guys medical masks and rubbed it all over his balls. We used them to keep the dust out when grinding rocks for analysis.

 

[itchin]

Maaan my gumbint chedda got these lil chunks in it.

 

[Kyle]

I have some embarrassing stories to tell about myself, but I don't think it would be a good idea to tell them on the public interwebs.

You can't say that and hold out on us!

 

[RstyShcklfrd]

You can't say that and hold out on us!

Haha, maybe someday. After I get a job. And I meet some of you. So you don't think so lowly of me. Lmao

 

[rsayloriii]

Haha, maybe someday. After I get a job. And I meet some of you. So you don't think so lowly of me. Lmao

Bit late for that, isn't it?

 

[RstyShcklfrd]

True story. hnoes:

Maybe the least harmful story I can tell. This is from my "crazier" college days, so about 1.5 years ago.

Too drunk. Play quarters anyways. Swallow quarter. Make phone call to ER. "I swallowed a quarter, should I come in?" - "Are you serious or is this a joke?" - "Yes, I'm serious." - "You should be fine *snickering*". Try to throw it up. Standing up, lean over into toilet to throw up. Bust blood vessels in my eyes/face. Have two black eyes now. Never did throw it up.

 

[rsayloriii]

That's all? Sheesh ... I want a refund.

 

[RstyShcklfrd]

They get exponentially worse from there. Trust me.

 

[rsayloriii]

They get exponentially worse from there. Trust me.

Then keep going ...

 

[RstyShcklfrd]

Nevarrrr. I want to hear some crazy stories about some TGT members. I know most of you are old geezers, but certainly ya'll had crazier days!

 

[hkusp1]

You should start worrying if you poop out 2 dimes and a nickel.

 

[LJH]

Nevarrrr. I want to hear some crazy stories about some TGT members. I know most of you are old geezers, but certainly ya'll had crazier days!

Part of being a MIDDLE AGED geezer is gaining wisdom. Wisdom dictates that the best stories are told in person, not on the internet. If we ever meet in person, remind me to tell you about how I was “escorted” out of Las Vegas, or waking up on the concord and having no idea of how I got there, or.......... Oh never mind.

 

[RstyShcklfrd]

Hahaha, perfect.

 

[Redscout02]

Maaan my gumbint chedda got these lil chunks in it.

LOL dats funny