Things that special someone does that's annoying

[ZX9RCAM]

Dang, I always just told her not to touch the thermostat.

 

[Dougw1515]

Rainbow Boy!!?? I am offended and have reported your personal attack. I am trans, NOT gay!


Edit: I was so distraught by the attack I cut, instead of copied Rainbow Boy from the quote. My apologies and please be patient with me while my emotions make the transition too.

My most sincere apologies. I honestly thought Rainbows covered everything y'all might be or become. Also... started to close the previous post with "... catch ya' on the flip flop!" but thought it might have unintended consequences or just be over-all poorly received!

 

[Dougw1515]

And a real reply.... When I was married she'd ask "Where do you want to go eat?" I finally figured out she asked that question just to make sure we didn't go there or anywhere near there!

 

[Danny2021]

Chews tobacco. Also as soon as I put headphones on to listen to music she wants to talk to me.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

I had accidentally posted this in another thread somehow, so I added it here.


She walks into the room, so I pause the TV to listen to her.
After waiting a while when I believe the conversation is over, I un-pause the TV.
Then she starts talking again.

 

[Bozz10mm]

She walks into the room, so I pause the TV to listen to her.

Wife hates it when I do that. I don't know why. Same if I turn down the car radio to hear her better.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

I eventually got to the point where now I ask her if there is anything else she wants to say, before I un-pause the TV.

 

[Brains]

I just want to say, that even though I "liked" this comment, that does not mean that I identify with it, or share similar sentiments as @MrsWolfwood has no known flaws.

Found the guy with the joint Facebook account

My wife loves to try and talk from rooms away, but in the new (larger) house has finally realized it doesn't work. She'll come walking out of wherever she was and rhetorically asks "you didn't hear me from in there, did ya?" I'm not sure why so many ladies share that quality, where they believe if they can hear something, so can whoever they want to hear it. Even if those words were not spoken verbally, but only within her head.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Even if those words were not spoken verbally, but only within her head.

I continually have to remind my GF that, if I didn't reply to something she said, I didn't hear her.

 

[Charlie]

My dearly beloved mumbles! She swears she doesn't but if one looks closely while she talks, her lips are barely moving. Also, we'll be in a room at the same time (den, bedroom, kitchen, etc.) and if I begin to leave the room, she will start talking! If I come back in the room she will usually stop talking. It doesn't bother me anymore, I just keep on going!

 

[Charlie]

No big deal. It's just a game they play.

 

[Charlie]

I'm not sure if euthanasia should be made legal for old, married husbands.

 

[cvgunman]

My list is long yet distinguished.

 

[striker55]

Chewing lol
Leaving cabinets open
Leaving things out of the fridge on the counter
Park crooked and in the middle of the driveway
Neglect her vehicle and every other type of maintenance
Take 3 hours to get ready to leave the house
Not reading the instructions then complain when she can't figure out how it works.
I'm sure there's more. Give me time to think.

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I can relate!

 

[jrbfishn]

Wife likes to ask me what I'm thinking about at random times. Then gets mad when I tell her ", it gives me a headache so I don't think about anything". You would think she would learn.

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[striker55]

Another good topic!

 

[HKSig]

I'm not sure if euthanasia should be made legal for old, married husbands.

To be euthanized, or to perform euthanasia?

 

[Charlie]

To be euthanized, or to perform euthanasia?

One or the other, yes!

 

[kbaxter60]

And a real reply.... When I was married she'd ask "Where do you want to go eat?" I finally figured out she asked that question just to make sure we didn't go there or anywhere near there!

Ha ha.That's great. Our convo usually goes:
Her: let's go eat. You pick something.
Me: What sounds good?
Her: Anything.
Me: Burgers?
Her: Nope.
Me: Mexican?
Her: Nope.
Me: BBQ?
Her: Nope.
Me: Why don't you just tell me where you want to eat?
Usually, she can.

 

[Moonpie]

What would you like for a Christmas gift? I need a clue.
Oh nothing. I don’t need anything. Don’t worry about it. I’m fine.

So I didn’t.

Hory $hit balls 10,000. I never did that again.