Traffic speeds in TX

[Coop45]

Even if you get by with that 88 mph, if ya ain't got a flux capacitor, ya ain't gonna time travel!

Hey now! I remember the guy on Art Bell's show who built his own time machine. It must have worked since he hasn't been heard from since.

 

[Ozzman]

On a dare?

Probably running low on DEF

 

[benenglish]

See the chart:
View attachment 256121

I see your chart omits the Unicorn Zone and the Tranny Zone.

 

[Sasquatch]

I see your chart omits the Unicorn Zone and the Tranny Zone.

Wouldn't the tranny's be pegged out at 10 on the crazy scale from jump? They're already off the charts

 

[benenglish]

they know you are sure as heck not going to drive back out to the middle of Nowhere TX to talk to a judge. Send them a check and be done with it.

Local and state agencies aren't the only ones to adopt that attitude.

I once got a speeding ticket from the Federal Protective Service. If contested, those are heard in Federal District Court. No Federal District Court judge is going to be happy with getting their time wasted by the U.S. Attorney's office over a $35 speeding ticket. I retained a lawyer that I knew; he was happy to do the job for free. We were ready to go in and request a jury trial. The attorney and I agreed that it would probably never get past the docket; the assigned AUSA would drop the charges before wasting the time of the judge like that. If they were stupid enough to let the case be called, we expected to witness that attorney get absolutely reamed. Even if I lost, that would be a $35 theater ticket I'd happily buy.

So what did the FPS do? I live in Houston. The ticket was issued in Houston. They docketed the case to the Federal District Court in downtown Miami, Florida. They knew I wouldn't fly over there just to contest a $35 ticket.

Begrudgingly, I paid it.

 

[benenglish]

Wouldn't the tranny's be pegged out at 10 on the crazy scale from jump? They're already off the charts

Not according to the guy who originated the chart. I assume everyone has seen the video but just in case someone hasn't:

 

[Axxe55]

I see your chart omits the Unicorn Zone and the Tranny Zone.

Wouldn't the tranny's be pegged out at 10 on the crazy scale from jump? They're already off the charts

The Tranny Zone?

Isn't that the place where the clutch drops out of your truck?

 

[FireInTheWire]

Not according to the guy who originated the chart. I assume everyone has seen the video but just in case someone hasn't:

Epic

 

[Ozzman]

I see your chart omits the Unicorn Zone and the Tranny Zone.

WTH kind of a chart are you using?

Dang Ben, you are into some crazy stuff. As far as I am concerned, the only tranny I am interested in is the one that is connected to my engine, and unicorns... WTF and lol?

 

[benenglish]

WTH kind of a chart are you using?

See the video I posted.

Dang Ben, you are into some crazy stuff.

Well, that's a whole 'nother subject...

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

The Tranny Zone?

Isn't that the place where the clutch drops out of your truck?

If you mean when he drops his shorts and you find a 10spd tranny then yes..
Jus sayin

 

[ZX9RCAM]

If you mean when he drops his shorts and you find a 10spd tranny then yes..
Jus sayin

What would you expect if "he" dropped his shorts....

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

What would you expect if "he" dropped his shorts....

Trust me I ain't grabbing the shifter..
But first I'm running and screaming like a white girl lost in the ghetto

 

[Vaquero]

Y'all are throwed off.

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

Y'all are throwed off.

How long u know me

 

[Vaquero]

How long u know me

Well, dang.
I'll go back to my corner.

 

[easy rider]

 

[Axxe55]

Y'all are throwed off.

Just think, if the OP comes back, and reads up on the thread he started, he'll think he's back in California!

 

[Coop45]

Wouldn't the tranny's be pegged out at 10 on the crazy scale from jump? They're already off the charts

Would that be a BW T10?

 

[Coop45]

Trust me I ain't grabbing the shifter..
But first I'm running and screaming like a white girl lost in the ghetto

Don't forget to be gentle with the reverse lockout. LOL!