Walmart employee trampled to death in Black Friday chaos.

[Southpaw]

I know

Edit: i figure if inpost it again, the thread would be more rediculous.

Gotcha!!! LOL!!

 

[sonuvaTXgun]

Not me, I'm allergic.

Looks like you're screwed (literally).

Sent while being unproductive

 

[Jakashh]

That link opened up for spam windows. I hate it when they do that.

But the pop ups, they have the best of offers!

 

[RickLovesBacon]

The is a new pharaoh in egypt. Said to be the youngest pharaoh.


The youngest Egyptian pharaoh has just died.

Sent from the Bacon isle at your local grocery store.

 

[A.Texas.Yankee]

There was a lady that tazed another lady over a shopping cart. This one is for realz.



Sent from my Transformer TF101 using Tapatalk 4

 

[Glockster69]

Not me, I'm allergic.

I'm allergic to teens too.

 

[TXARGUY]

Damn! Colorado just passed some stupid ass gun legislation. Mag caps and all.

 

[TXARGUY]

Did yall hear about the Mayflower? It ran into Plymouth Rock!!!

Sent from the Bacon isle at your local grocery store.

Well poopam! There goes the teepeehood.

-Every American Indian Ever

Sent from my it's OK because I have American Indian blood using flint and buffalo hides

 

[SOliver]

Weather app forecast is calling for rain and flooding across the world. It's fine though guys, I built a big wood boat so I can save all your pets.

 

[rsayloriii]

Weather app forecast is calling for rain and flooding across the world. It's fine though guys, I built a big wood boat so I can save all your pets.

Make sure that there's 2 of each... but only of the same gender. Wouldn't want any hanky panky going on now...

sent from deep space

 

[TXARGUY]

Why oh why is black friday so scary ? Its black m-thurs that worries me.
Side note honest abe set us free to date white women

Black Friday is scary because it's... Well, black. Kinda like them horrible murdering guns.

Why it's gotta be black anyway? It should really be Green Friday.

 

[SOliver]

Black Friday is scary because it's... Well, black. Kinda like them horrible murdering guns.

Why it's gotta be black anyway? It should really be Green Friday.

Can't be Green Friday, people might think we all drive around in Priuses on that day. Can't have that. It should be Purple Friday.

 

[rsayloriii]

Black Friday is scary because it's... Well, black. Kinda like them horrible murdering guns.

Why it's gotta be black anyway? It should really be Green Friday.

Can't be Green Friday, people might think we all drive around in Priuses on that day. Can't have that. It should be Purple Friday.

I'd associate Green Friday with Ireland thus drinking. BTW, that's every Friday...

sent from deep space

 

[TXARGUY]

I'd associate Green Friday with Ireland thus drinking. BTW, that's every Friday...

sent from deep space

We're totally not drinking on a Tuesday morning so just get that out of your head.

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[Jakashh]

Damn! Colorado just passed some stupid ass gun legislation. Mag caps and all.

Hey guys! Did you hear? Magpul is gonna leave Colorado now that this legislation just passed!!

 

[TXARGUY]

Hey guys! Did you hear? Magpul is gonna leave Colorado now that this legislation just passed!!

They ain't gonna follow through. Marketing FTW!

 

[breakingcontact]

This has been a great thread for me to catch up on the news.

 

[rsayloriii]

We're totally not drinking on a Tuesday morning so just get that out of your head.

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Suit yourself. More for me!

sent from deep space

 

[Sapper740]

I gotcha all beat: "This just in! In what some are referring to as a 'Big Bang', God just created the Universe. Next: Democrat passes first ever regulation."

 

[Jakashh]

Idk if big bang and creationism can jive together in the same sentence haha