Walmart employee trampled to death in Black Friday chaos.

[RetArmySgt]

Women will be given the right to vote.

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Not only will your wife start voting but you cant have a beer anymore either.

 

[rsayloriii]

Not only will your wife start voting but you cant have a beer anymore either.

That's going too far!

 

[RickLovesBacon]

That's going too far! View attachment 25205

What he said.

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[gdouthit]

 

[gdouthit]

Some guy with a staff parted the red sea. The first documented case of human smuggling.

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haha that made me laugh

 

[craigntx]

op is spreading the news on arfcom too
Black Friday Stampede: One Dead - AR15.COM

 

[Younggun]

I think y'all hurt his feelings.

 

[TXARGUY]

op is spreading the news on arfcom too
Black Friday Stampede: One Dead - AR15.COM

Copy cats

 

[ZX9RCAM]

OK, here ya go......

Woman Kills Three For Last X-Box at Chicago Wal-Mart - The Daily Currant

 

[ZX9RCAM]

double tap

 

[TXARGUY]

OK, here ya go......

Woman Kills Three For Last X-Box at Chicago Wal-Mart - The Daily Currant

That link opened up four spam windows. I hate it when they do that.

 

[Southpaw]

That link opened up for spam windows. I hate it when they do that.

I believe it was a work of fiction anyway.

 

[RickLovesBacon]

This just in. A man has survived being swallowed whole by whale.

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[Glockster69]

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[vmax]

OP is planning on opening up a new mini mall. In side the mall will be the following stores.

VHR repair, Typewriter Sales and Service, Block Ice delivery for ice boxes, and Video Tape rental

 

[Sapper740]

Great responses guys, I'm glad to have brought so much merriment to your lives. Some of you, however, must have failed History in High School.

 

[RickLovesBacon]

OP is planning on opening up a new mini mall. In side the mall will be the following stores.

VHR repair, Typewriter Sales and Service, Block Ice delivery for ice boxes, and Video Tape rental

Excuse me. But that is VHS!!!!!

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[Glockster69]

Great responses guys, I'm glad to have brought so much merriment to your lives. Some of you, however, must have failed History in High School.

Sez the guy who posted a 5yo link thinking it's current. You really shouldn't be on that high horse, you'll hurt yourself.

 

[Sapper740]

Sez the guy who posted a 5yo link thinking it's current. You really shouldn't be on that high horse, you'll hurt yourself.

My post, while old, was factually correct. Something about that incident strike home?

 

[A.Texas.Yankee]

Excuse me. But that is VHS!!!!!

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Isn't VHR the recorder? And VHS the cassette tape? And to keep the train wreck wrecking,

New video format Blue-Ray to be the next generation video format, beating out DVD-HD.

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