Walmart employee trampled to death in Black Friday chaos.

[Glockster69]

My post, while old, was factually correct. Something about that incident strike home?

Your pompous ass is showing ..... again

 

[TXARGUY]

Chinese Detonate Hydrogen Bomb!

Today China became the fourth country to have successfully developed a thermonuclear weapon after the United States, Soviet Union and the United Kingdom.

"Ching chong ching ching chong chong. Ching chong ching chong ching."

-Former Chinese Leader Mao Zedong when asked his opinion on the successful test.

Sent from my apologies using unabashed racism.

 

[sonuvaTXgun]

Chinese Detonate Hydrogen Bomb!

Today China became the fourth country to have successfully developed a thermonuclear weapon after the United States, Soviet Union and the United Kingdom.

Sent from my apologies using unabashed racism.

Hide yo dogs, hide yo cats cuz they eatin' e'rybody up in heeyah.

 

[hellishhorses]

Vcr

isn't vhr the recorder? And vhs the cassette tape? And to keep the train wreck wrecking,

new video format blue-ray to be the next generation video format, beating out dvd-hd.

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[Vaquero]

In other news, there is a rash of internet arguing sweeping the country.

 

[Sapper740]

In other news, there is a rash of internet arguing sweeping the country.

That's not news!

 

[TXARGUY]

 

[T-FAST]

^ giving out free hugs???

 

[ArmyZach]

^ giving out free hugs???

He wants the "or something"!

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[TXARGUY]

^ giving out free hugs???

Sure. C'mon and get you one.

 

[A.Texas.Yankee]

Sure. C'mon and get you one.

Oooo does HUGS stand for He Uses Gentle Sodomy? If so, I'm out.

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[ZX9RCAM]

/\/\...like it rough, eh?

 

[A.Texas.Yankee]

Bwahaha! I didn't see that one coming, touché

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[Sapper740]

Oooo does HUGS stand for He Uses Gentle Sodomy? If so, I'm out.

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^Fun with acronyms!^

 

[TXARGUY]

Lets get this thread back properly off topic.

Yuri Gagarin becomes first man in space.

You feel that America? Yeah, that's just me tea-bagging you from space. Do something about it. Oh, yeah, I forgot. Your space program sucks.

-Yuri Gagarin

Today the great glorious Soviet nation opened first can of what is sure to be an entire case of whoopass on the slimy capitalist pigs. Suck on that bitchazzzz!

-Elated Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev

What, someone say something? I thought I heard something. My bad. I can't hear you over my whole moon Landing thang.

-U. S. President John F Kennedy

-Yuri Gagarin not trolling at all

 

[RickLovesBacon]

The red light district on Sodom and Gomorrah have been destroyed in a cosmic event. Sources say one woman was turned into a pillar of salt.

Sent from the Bacon isle at your local grocery store.

 

[Koinonia]

Hows about checking this out:

Woman Kills Three For Last X-Box at Chicago Wal-Mart - The Daily Currant

 

[Southpaw]

Hows about checking this out:

Woman Kills Three For Last X-Box at Chicago Wal-Mart - The Daily Currant

Post #69 - satire

 

[Koinonia]

Post #69 - satire

I know

Edit: i figure if inpost it again, the thread would be more rediculous.

 

[Jakashh]

Penicillin was just invented! There is hope for teens just yet.

Not me, I'm allergic.