I fuhking hate buying stuff. I need to finance something. I'm a credit ghost. Zero dept of any kind. If I couldn't afford it, I didn't buy it. I want to buy a house.
Went by the bank today. Told them I wanted the GSX-S1000. They basically said So?. Buy it. But I need to finance something. Play by society rules.
Here's how the bank will do it. I buy a CD for the cost of the bike after a down payment. It's $10,670.95 out the door. I put $5000 down. Then I borrow the balance against the CD at an interest rate of 2%. The minimum they need to snuggle up to me and loan me money for a house is 6 months. Ill pay them on a term of 24mos at double the payment.
The dealership has the bike in a box. It's the blue one. 1000cc's of body slinging, balls drop.
I've never bought anything brand new in my entire life. I guess now's my chance. Maybe Ill buy a fancy motorcycle.
I need a beer. This is a buttload of money. Phuck-n-A. I'm going to sleep on this.
Went by the bank today. Told them I wanted the GSX-S1000. They basically said So?. Buy it. But I need to finance something. Play by society rules.
Here's how the bank will do it. I buy a CD for the cost of the bike after a down payment. It's $10,670.95 out the door. I put $5000 down. Then I borrow the balance against the CD at an interest rate of 2%. The minimum they need to snuggle up to me and loan me money for a house is 6 months. Ill pay them on a term of 24mos at double the payment.
The dealership has the bike in a box. It's the blue one. 1000cc's of body slinging, balls drop.
I've never bought anything brand new in my entire life. I guess now's my chance. Maybe Ill buy a fancy motorcycle.
I need a beer. This is a buttload of money. Phuck-n-A. I'm going to sleep on this.