...and some mutt no idea what the hell he is.
By the looks of his front "paws", I'd have to say he had a pretty good bit of human mixed in.
1 ferret, of if you prefer, a slinky rat.
We have a whole ton of cats... I was a dog person, but when I got married my wife insisted on cats. I have grown to love 'em. They have a lot more personality than you might expect.
Cats - unlike dogs - have little interest in pleasing humans, which is why some people think they're not very intelligent and have no personality. They're self-interested and built to be self-reliant, so the behavior is entirely different. Really annoying cats might be the most intelligent of all because they keep your attention and getting your attention is what gets you to do things for them...