I can fart on demand. This will come in really handy when you need someone for bait. I can fart (usually really bad), they come after me, you kill them before they kill me. Hopefully. Otherwise you only get my services once.
I am a great cook. I can make duck egg omelttes out of almost anything. I can cook venison so that it doesn't taste like venison. Or if we get tired of it not tasting like venison? I can make it taste like venison.
I have almost four guns. So there's that. And all almost four have ammo to go with them.
I can tie all kinds of knots. I'll just leave it at that. (wink, wink)
I am really super duper fat, so if the SHTF involves water? I can be a temporary flotation device.
I know how to make shine. So if we can commandeer a grain silo, we got booze. I guess we will have to worry about the smell when we get there.
I know how to work on cars, boats and motorcycles. I can keep your motors running, assuming gas is available.
I can walk a really long time with a lot of weight on me. Pack. Mule.
I know basic first aid. If you catch a bullet, your screwed. If you get a blister, I can help.
I have an awesome first aid kit. It even has gauze in it. In case someone needs to blow their nose. Not sure what else its used for.
I don't have too many good skills. I have learned that I'm pretty calm in a dramatic situation so that's at least good.
Being a shrinky type person, I can help treat people who get depressed or shell shocked; I know how to help people to compartmentalize emotional trauma, self soothe and move forward. The ones that lose it, I can assess and decide if we need to tell them to "look at the flowers" before they endanger our group.
texasnurse;[URL="tel:1552808" said:1552808[/URL]]Those people won't be alive to endanger the group
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...my body can be rendered down into enough heating oil to keep the group warm (or at least provide reading light) over the course of a long, hard winter.I am really super duper fat, so if the SHTF ...
You'd miss me.I'd rather have ^^that as a neighbor and mind my own than anything else mentioned in this thread.
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You'd miss me.
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LOL!It's called "combat accuracy".
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Honestly, the ability to keep a plentiful supply of tilapia alive in my backyard is something that would be of high value in truly screwed-up times. I've read about the practice and it just seems like there are so many things that can and generally do go wrong.Hydroponic engineering.
It is a lot of effort... Eggs are a super food. Much easier to keep chickens or ducks. The birds can essentially eat garbage or things we don't want to eat (seeds, bugs, etc), and you get a steady supply of complete meals out their butts.Honestly, the ability to keep a plentiful supply of tilapia alive in my backyard is something that would be of high value in truly screwed-up times. I've read about the practice and it just seems like there are so many things that can and generally do go wrong.