I know, I know.....Supposed to be "new" jokes, lol....
RutRow!A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.
She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go alone.
He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
soundly for one hour, awakened without pain and as it was still early,
she decided to go the party.
In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she
thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon
spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with
every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself,
he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff
that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished;
naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed,
so off they went to one of the cars and had a little sex.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading
when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had.
He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time
when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, I'll tell you, I
never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown
and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all
evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy
I loaned my costume to......."
NSFW, socially unacceptable, etc.
I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So, I have been to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back.
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.