Same here, can't find the jelly in the refrigerator.My wife can't keep track of anything either lol. She can lose stuff 5 seconds after setting it down, most often it's her phone or the tape measure. I actually had to buy and hide two tape measures in the garage for my use. Two, in case she found one of 'em.
Then again she picks on me because I can't find a box of some food item in the pantry she sent me to get while she's cooking dinner, when it's 6 inches from my nose.
Mine cooks, cleans and does laundry. Also raises my babies and pays the bills.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
And what is it with women, and the thing with twenty or thirty bottles of shampoo and conditioner, and fifty frigging razors in the shower? Isn't just my current wife either. My ex-wives did this and a few live-in GF's did as well.
For years before I met her, my wife had unexplained wrecks. I rode with hrdriving a few times. And she was scary as hell. And I am not timid. Several years after we got together we got her tested turns out she is past legally blind and nobody ever caught it.Driving - its terrifying. I'm never sure if she is actually paying attention or is asleep.
She will not finish sentences. she will almost get to the end and just stop and stare at me like I'm supposed to know the punch line
One of the things that lead to a divorce from my 1st wife was she would continually try to wash my coffee cup and not rinse it well. Everytime she washed it, I threw it away and bought another one. All she had to do is leave the damned thing alone.I always tell the better half to not distract me while driving. Once while on the freeway, she decides she wants to show me a picture on her phone. Told her not while I'm driving as that's when crazy shit happens. I no sooner got the words out and a truck in the next lane flips over and does a few cartwheels before going up the embankment. Let's just say she doesn't do that anymore.
Oh, and who uses a new cup each time they get a cup of coffee?
This. It's always a white knuckler. She drives like a teenager. If it wasn't for seat belts, i'd be all over the car. Gets pulled over once or twice a year, but always gets off with a warning. Which is a good thing, I guess. Raced a cop in a marked car from a stop light once. Unbelievable! Warning ticket.Driving - its terrifying.
That right there.My wife is cold one minute, and hot the next, so I stay in constant battle between freezing when she's hot, and sweating my azz off when she's cold!