Things that special someone does that's annoying

[ZX9RCAM]

At least once a day, my GF asks me if I know where her lighter, or her car keys are.
My response EVERY time is, "if you put them in the same place every time, you'd never have to ask".

 

[Moonpie]

“Aren’t you a bit too old for that.”

 

[BigTexasOne]

my wife occasionally puts stuff away, while I'm in the middle of a project that involves that item. Then when I need it, I go nuts trying to figure out where I left it! Her mom was the same way!

Now, I admit I leave stuff all over the place, so sometimes it's hard to tell whether I'm still using it, but still!

 

[Brains]

My wife can't keep track of anything either lol. She can lose stuff 5 seconds after setting it down, most often it's her phone or the tape measure. I actually had to buy and hide two tape measures in the garage for my use. Two, in case she found one of 'em.

Then again she picks on me because I can't find a box of some food item in the pantry she sent me to get while she's cooking dinner, when it's 6 inches from my nose.

 

[striker55]

My wife can't keep track of anything either lol. She can lose stuff 5 seconds after setting it down, most often it's her phone or the tape measure. I actually had to buy and hide two tape measures in the garage for my use. Two, in case she found one of 'em.

Then again she picks on me because I can't find a box of some food item in the pantry she sent me to get while she's cooking dinner, when it's 6 inches from my nose.

Same here, can't find the jelly in the refrigerator.

 

[HKSig]

A lot of the above, but if she's away from her cell phone and it rings/dings, she'll ask me who's calling/texting. And the phone will be at least six feet away from me. And I can't see the screen. Hmmmm.

 

[Darkpriest667]

Mine cooks, cleans and does laundry. Also raises my babies and pays the bills.

Don't sweat the small stuff.

how did you get her to fold and put up the laundry?

 

[ZX9RCAM]

I really shouldn't bitch too much.
My GF takes care of me, and the house, I take care of the bills.

 

[skfullgun]

And what is it with women, and the thing with twenty or thirty bottles of shampoo and conditioner, and fifty frigging razors in the shower? Isn't just my current wife either. My ex-wives did this and a few live-in GF's did as well.

Maybe you have 30 bottles of shampoo and 50 razors in the shower because you have ex-wives and a few live-in GF's competing for space!

 

[Glenn B]

Ain't no one that special as to call them a special someone and let them get away with annoying shit.

 

[Moonpie]

I TOLD YOU AN HOUR AGO I’D BE READY IN 15 MINUTES!!!!!

 

[Dr.Herb]

Driving - its terrifying. I'm never sure if she is actually paying attention or is asleep.
She will not finish sentences. she will almost get to the end and just stop and stare at me like I'm supposed to know the punch line

 

[cvgunman]

I always tell the better half to not distract me while driving. Once while on the freeway, she decides she wants to show me a picture on her phone. Told her not while I'm driving as that's when crazy shit happens. I no sooner got the words out and a truck in the next lane flips over and does a few cartwheels before going up the embankment. Let's just say she doesn't do that anymore.
Oh, and who uses a new cup each time they get a cup of coffee?

 

[jrbfishn]

Driving - its terrifying. I'm never sure if she is actually paying attention or is asleep.
She will not finish sentences. she will almost get to the end and just stop and stare at me like I'm supposed to know the punch line

For years before I met her, my wife had unexplained wrecks. I rode with hrdriving a few times. And she was scary as hell. And I am not timid. Several years after we got together we got her tested turns out she is past legally blind and nobody ever caught it.

I always tell the better half to not distract me while driving. Once while on the freeway, she decides she wants to show me a picture on her phone. Told her not while I'm driving as that's when crazy shit happens. I no sooner got the words out and a truck in the next lane flips over and does a few cartwheels before going up the embankment. Let's just say she doesn't do that anymore.
Oh, and who uses a new cup each time they get a cup of coffee?

One of the things that lead to a divorce from my 1st wife was she would continually try to wash my coffee cup and not rinse it well. Everytime she washed it, I threw it away and bought another one. All she had to do is leave the damned thing alone.

Sent by an idjit coffeeholic from my SM-G892A using Tapatalk

 

[Bozz10mm]

Driving - its terrifying.

This. It's always a white knuckler. She drives like a teenager. If it wasn't for seat belts, i'd be all over the car. Gets pulled over once or twice a year, but always gets off with a warning. Which is a good thing, I guess. Raced a cop in a marked car from a stop light once. Unbelievable! Warning ticket.

 

[striker55]

Why is it women have no concept of how thermostats work? If it's on heat and the temp is over the set temp you don't have to shut off the heat. Last night it got chilly, look at the thermostat and it's off.

 

[Axxe55]

My wife is cold one minute, and hot the next, so I stay in constant battle between freezing when she's hot, and sweating my azz off when she's cold!

During the day, it's not that bad, because I can retreat outside, or the garage, or my office. But at night it kills me!

Then there is the one thing that annoys me as well. She wants to tell me something, when there is lots of background noise going on, and knows I am hard of hearing, or have hearing protectors on, and like I'm suppose to understand what she said! Duh!

 

[Bozz10mm]

My wife is cold one minute, and hot the next, so I stay in constant battle between freezing when she's hot, and sweating my azz off when she's cold!

That right there.

 

[striker55]

Wife playing with the thermostat again, don't women understand how they work? My Mom in the summer and it's hot will turn down the thermostat, she doesn't have A/C (she lives in NY).

 

[baboon]

For some reason unknown to me my wife likes putting on the news in the morning. I can’t stand watching T.V. Network propaganda news!

When we go anywhere in her car she fiddle phucs a round before using the power locks to let me in.

She is another one that loves leaving things out of the fridge. Be it sammich making to cooking a meal.

Waking me up to tell me I’m snoring or farting. I bought a king sized Sleep Number bed when we moved into the new house. I slept in it twice before deciding I would just sleep in the guest room.

Say stupid things that I would expect from her dad to say. That always gets me calling her fathers name. She has become more defensive as her dad has gotten older.

She has to listen to Funk music to do house chores! Then gets pissed off when I point out something that ain’t funk.

Luckly it’s nothing major. My guess is that she could list more crap that I do.