bicyclist gets et by a grizzly bar

[Sasquatch]

I imagine that's what they spit out.

If its like my dogs when they shred one of their tug ropes, it comes out the other end... kind of a self-wiping dump at that point

 

[Moonpie]

Chico woman in Montana killed after bear pulls her from tent

A grizzly bear pulled a woman from her tent in the middle of the night and killed her before fellow campers could use bear spray to force the bruin out of the area, Montana wildlife officials said Wednesday.

www.kcra.com

 

[Frank59]

I dunno. I cycle with a gun. When I am cycling where they have grizzly bears, it is a bigger gun.
I have never been eaten by a bear.

Your to dam mean to get eatin by a bear Mr Hoji...

 

[Hoji]

Your to dam mean to get eatin by a bear Mr Hoji...

My sincerest hope is to not get eaten by a bear, but if one does try to make a meal out of me, I want to either get pictures of my injuries with dead, bullet riddled bear in the background, or ride into Valhalla on the bear that chose the path of Mutually Assured Destruction.

 

[Hoji]

This might flesh out the story a little...

Grizzly bear attacks and kills bicyclist camping in Montana

The attack triggered an intensive search by wildlife officials and law enforcement officers who planned to kill the animal.

www.cbsnews.com

Seems even the bears in Montana hate Californians

 

[Fishkiller]

I'm guessing this guy was more intent on bicycling than he was watching for grizzlies that might broadside him...

It was a woman from Chico CA. Other sources say it happened in a campground.

 

[gll]

It was a woman from Chico CA. Other sources say it happened in a campground.

Yeah, you got that from later information, amiright?

 

[Sasquatch]

Seems even the bears in Montana hate Californians

Do you think the bear got high, or thought she tasted funny?

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

Do you think the bear got high, or thought she tasted funny?

 

[Hoji]

Do you think the bear got high, or thought she tasted funny?

Yes

 

[Axxe55]

Asking a bear what a human tastes like.

"Hmmm....tastes a little like chicken."

 

[skfullgun]

Asking a bear what a human tastes like.

"Hmmm....tastes a little like chicken."

Judging by the report, the bear ate the female biker, and a couple of chickens for comparison.
When queried about the similarities, the bear replied that the female tasted mostly like chicken, but certain parts covered in spandex compared more favorably to fish.

 

[Axxe55]

Judging by the report, the bear ate the female biker, and a couple of chickens for comparison.
When queried about the similarities, the bear replied that the female tasted mostly like chicken, but certain parts covered in spandex compared more favorably to fish.

I heard the bear said it need some hot sauce to spice it up a bit, since it was kind of bland tasting.

 

[Texas45]

Maybe it was Mrs Grylls and Mrs Bear having a grill off


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[RevolverGuy]

Sad story prayers for the family.. but damn looks at history how many brothers have been killed by bears..
Don't get me wrong but you white people take wildlife wayyyy to casually

That’s because you’re faster than us.

You don’t have to outrun the bear, just the nearest cracker.

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

That’s because you’re faster than us.

You don’t have to outrun the bear, just the nearest cracker.
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[Txhillbilly]

Too bad we don't have Grizzlies in Texas. They would have plenty of choices with all the Tour De France wannabe's that think they own the county roads where I live.
A big thumbs up to the bear!!!

 

[Axxe55]

Too bad we don't have Grizzlies in Texas. They would have plenty of choices with all the Tour De France wannabe's that think they own the county roads where I live.
A big thumbs up to the bear!!!

Bears gotta eat, just like buzzards and worms!

 

[RevolverGuy]

Too bad we don't have Grizzlies in Texas. They would have plenty of choices with all the Tour De France wannabe's that think they own the county roads where I live.
A big thumbs up to the bear!!!

There might be a few black bears hiding out in The Big Thicket.

With the possible exception of pumas, they’re the only big game animal native to the entire Continental U.S.

I wouldn’t mind some to eat my hogs.

 

[skfullgun]

I heard the bear said it need some hot sauce to spice it up a bit, since it was kind of bland tasting.

Perhaps it tasted more "blonde", than bland?