Coronavirus Epidemic

[Dad_Roman]

Houston, we got a problem.
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Saw Papertowels all week everywhere. Scored TP at Wally this mornin.

 

[cvgunman]

It's been a long week, need some entertainment that won't get me in trouble with the wife.

 

[Oldbluered]

Houston, we got a problem.
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Right, that oil and pepper are lookin pretty low

 

[RoadRunner]

 

[Big Green]

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You forgot the peanut butter.

 

[RoadRunner]

You forgot the peanut butter.

I thought the peanut butter was a cure not a preventative.

 

[Big Green]

I thought the peanut butter was a cure not a preventative.

Both?

 

[F350-6]

State Rep. Matt Krause is supposedly going to propose legislation that next time the state or local officials mandate any kind of lockdown, they also lose their paycheck until it's over. Everyone from the county judges issuing the orders up through the Texas congress and I assume the Governor.

https://www.star-telegram.com/news/special-reports/article241889971.html

Now if we could make a similar law where none of the talking heads in DC got paid or received any benefits until the federal budget was balanced, then we might actually get somewhere.

Most of them don't need the money, but I don't think they want to pay for their own perks or insurance.

 

[Texasgordo]

 

[Texasgordo]

 

[Texasgordo]

 

[Texasgordo]

 

[Texasgordo]

 

[BMF500]

Houston, we got a problem.
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There's still some meat on that bone, it ain't done, yet!

 

[BMF500]

Speaking of disappointing, it's Friday and HK hasn't given us the weekly Chinese flu update. Been waiting all week.

He's busy researching and taking notes from reliable sources on the innerweb (read: liberal Youtube and Facecrack channels). Don't you worry, he'll deliver the synopsis with a twist soon enough.

 

[cvgunman]

Guess I'll watch a movie and check back.

 

[BMF500]

Very appropriate. I tell those who doubted that the AntiChrist will just be able to waltz in and take over to just ask themselves if some minor world leader came up with the solution to the pandemic, economic and immigration chaos, would 90% of the free world embrace him as a hero and savior

The "cure" might exist and is stashed for now and what you said might be exactly what is going to happen. Really crazy and and confusing times...

 

[Axxe55]

Speaking of disappointing, it's Friday and HK hasn't given us the weekly Chinese flu update. Been waiting all week.

As I am!

How dare he!

How else will we know how bad things really are?

Seriously, I really just need some ridiculous garbage spouted by an idiot who thinks he's a medical expert. Whatever that is. But I think I have figured out what HKShooter's job is. He's probably the janitor in local hospital!

Man, I crack myself up!

 

[Big Dipper]

The model that is the basis for all of the decisions to date (IHME) was updated again today and it sure look broken to me.,

https://covid19.healthdata.org/united-states-of-america

It is showing peak resource usage tomorrow with an expected shortage of 8k ICU beds.

Also maximum deaths occurring today with a range of 500 to 5.5k.

Also shows NYS peaking 2 days ago with a shortage of 5,227 ICU beds! Not a word of that actually happening.

Definitely BROKEN!

Maybe they’ll fix it before too many people see how ridiculous the current forecast looks!!

 

[innominate]

Houston, we got a problem.
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WTF. The steak knives should be turned the same direction.