Left lane bandits!

[TheMailMan]

I was there with my wife yesterday too. Were you they guy in the express lane with a cart full of groceries?

(Just keeping with the theme of the thread)

Not me.

 

[easy rider]

Not me.

That's not what the evidence shows......

 

[robertc1024]

Unfortunately...
Some enjoy imposing their control over others.

If you'd like to get philosophical, that is why there are a lot of issues with humankind.

 

[TheMailMan]

That's not what the evidence shows......
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Not even close.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

[QUOTE="robertc1024, post: 1736755, member: 18922"]If you'd like to get philosophical, that is why there are a lot of issues with humankind.[/QUOTE]

Not me, I barely know the meaning of the word.

 

[robertc1024]

Seriously doubt that

 

[AustinN4]

Were you they guy in the express lane with a cart full of groceries?

This is my pet peeve. And it really pisses my off that HEB never says anything to them.

 

[AustinN4]

I barely know the meaning of the word.

We know.

 

[robertc1024]

I was there with my wife yesterday too. Were you they guy in the express lane with a cart full of groceries?

(Just keeping with the theme of the thread)

Expressholes

 

[easy rider]

This is my pet peeve. And it really pisses my off that HEB never says anything to them.

They are just the type of people that constantly drive in the left lane.

 

[majormadmax]

It should be holding a phone in your hand while driving, too many people can't drive and hold a phone at the same time. Handsfree only!

It is in San Antonio. Any use of a mobile device while driving is prohibited by a city ordinance...

https://sanantonio.gov/portals/0/Files/SAPD/Hands-Free-Ordinance-2015.pdf

 

[Dawico]

It should be holding a phone in your hand while driving, too many people can't drive and hold a phone at the same time. Handsfree only!

If I see somebody talking "at" their phone while driving I ram them. Put it to your ear like it was meant to be used.

Just doing my part to make the world a better place.

 

[majormadmax]

If I see somebody talking "at" their phone while driving I ram them. Put it to your ear like it was meant to be used.

Just doing my part to make the world a better place.

Believe it or not, some actually claim holding their phone like that is using it "hands free!"

 

[TxStetson]

If I see somebody talking "at" their phone while driving I ram them. Put it to your ear like it was meant to be used.

Just doing my part to make the world a better place.

Since you’ve already shown your asshole side, I won’t feel so bad telling y’all what I usually do with hard headed left lane cruisers. I run right up on their butt so that when they look in their rear view mirror all they see is my grill. Most usually get the hint and move over at this point. For the few who aren’t phased by this, I blow past them on the right with only a couple inches between us, then I rapidly yank my truck back over when my bumper is just barely clear of theirs. From their point of view it looks like I just clipped them. That usually sends them back to the slow lane.

 

[easy rider]

Since you’ve already shown your ******* side, I won’t feel so bad telling y’all what I usually do with hard headed left lane cruisers. I run right up on their butt so that when they look in their rear view mirror all they see is my grill. Most usually get the hint and move over at this point. For the few who aren’t phased by this, I blow past them on the right with only a couple inches between us, then I rapidly yank my truck back over when my bumper is just barely clear of theirs. From their point of view it looks like I just clipped them. That usually sends them back to the slow lane.

You do know that's illegal?

 

[TxStetson]

You do know that's illegal?

Oh, so you’re a lawyer now?

This only happens when they’ve irritated me to the road rage point.

 

[easy rider]

Oh, so you’re a lawyer now?

This only happens when they’ve irritated me to the road rage point.

I'm just letting you know that you can be ticketed for it.

 

[AustinN4]

Since you’ve already shown your ******* side, I won’t feel so bad telling y’all what I usually do with hard headed left lane cruisers. I run right up on their butt so that when they look in their rear view mirror all they see is my grill. Most usually get the hint and move over at this point. For the few who aren’t phased by this, I blow past them on the right with only a couple inches between us, then I rapidly yank my truck back over when my bumper is just barely clear of theirs. From their point of view it looks like I just clipped them. That usually sends them back to the slow lane.

You, sir, are part of the aggressive driving problem.

 

[TxStetson]

Driving around in the Permian Basin will do that to you.

 

[Dawico]

Since you’ve already shown your ******* side, I won’t feel so bad telling y’all what I usually do with hard headed left lane cruisers. I run right up on their butt so that when they look in their rear view mirror all they see is my grill. Most usually get the hint and move over at this point. For the few who aren’t phased by this, I blow past them on the right with only a couple inches between us, then I rapidly yank my truck back over when my bumper is just barely clear of theirs. From their point of view it looks like I just clipped them. That usually sends them back to the slow lane.

I do the same thing and when traveling cross country I drive with my lights on. It seems to let them see me coming better.

I usually don't get too close behind them for too long though. If they haven't made an attempt to get out of the way after a few seconds then they aren't gonna.

Rumor has it I have passed these ass hats with my tires in their lane a time or two. Just a rumor though and only in extreme cases.

Just to add I usually only do a few mph over the speed limit if any at all. It's not like I am flying by traffic at 20 over.