Out Of context Quote Thread

[BRD@66]

..... but it was sticky and came off on my hands. And the pebbled texture everywhere (including on the horn, which is supposed to be as smooth as the ......

Stop! Stop!

 

[General Zod]

Stop! Stop!

Geez, a man can't even talk about his hard, rigid tool around here.

 

[Dougw1515]

W

Geez, a man can't even talk about his hard, rigid tool around here.

Well you can but don't start going on about how it's dripping sticky stuff on your hand!

 

[General Zod]

W

Well you can but don't start going on about how it's dripping sticky stuff on your hand!

Hey, now. I never said it was dripping. Just that the sticky stuff got all over my hands.

 

[Southpaw]

Would you take a staple gun to your scrotum

No, but every one has got their thing, so go for it.

 

[Texasgordo]

I like that wood

I don't doubt that

 

[Southpaw]

Odd that she didn't get it when I had it.

I swear they do that on purpose.

 

[Texasgordo]

Trying to buy groin this forum...

Wrong forum bud

 

[easy rider]

Wrong forum bud

Sure, make me read that in two different threads.

 

[Southpaw]

Have you tried a double-layer of Saran Wrap?

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No, but only because the pharmacy is close enough to just pick up some commercially produced prophylactics.

 

[BRD@66]

I think everybody would agree that we are all most vulnerable to surprise. I'm old and slow to awaken...

Pfizer doesn't just make Covid 19 medication

 

[Southpaw]

I definitely don’t trust some random dildo

But you're cool with the ones you bought personally, yeah?

 

[Sam7sf]

Lol!

 

[Axxe55]

No one on TGT gets off that easy...............

Ummm.....never mind!

 

[V-Tach]

Ummm.....never mind!

What? You think we're a bunch of minutemen?

 

[Southpaw]

Mine's working now, too.

 

[Texasgordo]

I never started....

Really? Never had any all these years?

 

[Texasgordo]

It is both.

Like a Caitlyn Jenner type?

 

[BRD@66]

I got a fancy cleaning mat

When your fancy needs cleaning, just take a shower.

 

[Axxe55]

You oiled your wood?