Out Of context Quote Thread

[Texasgordo]

He was begging for it.

No means no!

 

[Southpaw]

I shave my cheeks and ......

That's far enough, no need to finish that statement

 

[msharley]

.....and, all this time, I forgot to put my pants on.

 

[Texasgordo]

 

[robertc1024]

Talking to his wife about where to put it in.


At their age, you would think they would know this by now.

I really don't need to add anymore to this.

 

[Texasgordo]

I remember stuffing the phone.

Poor phone didn't deserve that type of abuse

 

[candcallen]

I don't breed them myself, My cousin has some contacts who dabble in exotics. It pays for the feed but we arent making any money, just fun to have.

Player

 

[Southpaw]

I really don't need to add anymore to this.

 

[candcallen]

Well we finally hooked up and I can now say SPF

20 bucks is 20 bucks.

 

[candcallen]

I would never trust being under any jack

Not a bottom man or only some times?

 

[Texasgordo]

That's different....he's using his mouth this time....

Still disgusting and super gay

 

[msharley]

Still disgusting and super gay

IIRC in funny pictures was Sous Vide hot dog in a condom.

Only if you are prone to putting your mouth over holes cut in public restroom stalls.

What do democrat voting stations have to do with this? Lol

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Since you mention this: a few years back, attending a BD party at a fancy New Orleans restaurant, I went to take a leak.

Two Lawyers were in the mens’ room, chewing on a cigar.

He came to the urinal next to me, put the saliva covered butt on the porcelain urinal edge, pee’d/zipped, and put the butt back into his mouth.

OMG, couldda puked. Thought “This A-H never studied bacteriology or watched a BR crew clean a fixture!”

leVieux
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Gentlemen.

This is a Family Forum....

 

[Texasgordo]

Just say my name already.

 

[Texasgordo]

mine is blue anodized.

Sounds painful but please DO NOT post a picture of it

 

[ZX9RCAM]

I may be guilty of being sucked down a few rabbit holes...

Is that what they're called now?

 

[Coyote9]

Is that what they're called now?

Go ask Alice, I think she'll know..

 

[msharley]

And this weeks winners..........

Still disgusting and super gay

Threats of gay buttsex won't make me any nicer.

Did U really just say butt sex..?

 

[Texasgordo]

FAIL

 

[General Zod]

You're not gonna get any of that either. I don't swing that way.

 

[msharley]

I'm Still disgusting and super gay

FAIL