Here's the deal, this could be a REAL fun topic, if, and this is a big IF! we all pony up to the bar and tell story's the sort of dumb s..t stuff that you can tell on your self, but if someone tells it on you your ready to hook. i know this much, we all have some great ones, and some of the most fun ive ever had (legally) is sitting in a VFW, and listening to guys tell stories about themselves, and the stupid stunts they've pulled.
To get the ball rolling this is exactly what i'm talking about.. a stupid stunt i pulled.. (i know amazing, but it happens.. yep i have a couple stories in this category) so here goes.
I fished the TV remote out of the sink last year (actually a reasonable excuse for it being in the sink) so i strip the battery's quick, and water is still pouring out of it. I think OK, maybe if i use a bit of centrifugal force i can get it dry, so spend three or four minutes imitating a propeller, wife is laughing so hard im worried she's going to stroke out on me..
No success, and thinking its a goner anyway, so (this is gospel.. told ya'all that's no play zone) i stick it in the microwave.. Figure 20 sec "should" be about right... as again.. flat out'a options.. sure enough 20 sec's is enough for the microwave to get that pleasant smell of burnt rubber/electrics..
When i called direct tv the guy got laughing so hard he sent us two remotes, and tells me to turn on 537 he's got a gift for me.. I had free show time for three months..
Another time i'm helping a friend back in Ill.. i boogied out of there in 78 while i was still in my twenties, and not back since... Illinois has basements.. their cold.. and not worth much unless you fix them up as game rooms.. the ceilings have the pluming exposed.. yeah it's a look you wont find in better homes and gardens.. but if you have a problem.. it's great.. He had a problem.. the sewer line was blocked.. this is a big ol black PVC pipe that had a clean out / inspection plate every 10-12 ft.. for a reason.. I'm no plumber, but smart enough to know you take the plate off and check. i did..and the block was RIGHT THERE so with a big king of the plumber ego. i yell out.. "hey Bill. Got your problem".. then for some reason that goes back to neanderthal days.. (would'a been the one eaten) i turned my wrench around.. can you guys all see this one coming from like New Mexico.. stuck the handle in the .."mass of brown".. directly over me..
I got shit on.. big time.. seems like the whole blockage came down at the same time...funny story now.. but as i remember it "not" at the time.. i had it in my ears..
ok your turn..
To get the ball rolling this is exactly what i'm talking about.. a stupid stunt i pulled.. (i know amazing, but it happens.. yep i have a couple stories in this category) so here goes.
I fished the TV remote out of the sink last year (actually a reasonable excuse for it being in the sink) so i strip the battery's quick, and water is still pouring out of it. I think OK, maybe if i use a bit of centrifugal force i can get it dry, so spend three or four minutes imitating a propeller, wife is laughing so hard im worried she's going to stroke out on me..
No success, and thinking its a goner anyway, so (this is gospel.. told ya'all that's no play zone) i stick it in the microwave.. Figure 20 sec "should" be about right... as again.. flat out'a options.. sure enough 20 sec's is enough for the microwave to get that pleasant smell of burnt rubber/electrics..
When i called direct tv the guy got laughing so hard he sent us two remotes, and tells me to turn on 537 he's got a gift for me.. I had free show time for three months..
Another time i'm helping a friend back in Ill.. i boogied out of there in 78 while i was still in my twenties, and not back since... Illinois has basements.. their cold.. and not worth much unless you fix them up as game rooms.. the ceilings have the pluming exposed.. yeah it's a look you wont find in better homes and gardens.. but if you have a problem.. it's great.. He had a problem.. the sewer line was blocked.. this is a big ol black PVC pipe that had a clean out / inspection plate every 10-12 ft.. for a reason.. I'm no plumber, but smart enough to know you take the plate off and check. i did..and the block was RIGHT THERE so with a big king of the plumber ego. i yell out.. "hey Bill. Got your problem".. then for some reason that goes back to neanderthal days.. (would'a been the one eaten) i turned my wrench around.. can you guys all see this one coming from like New Mexico.. stuck the handle in the .."mass of brown".. directly over me..
I got shit on.. big time.. seems like the whole blockage came down at the same time...funny story now.. but as i remember it "not" at the time.. i had it in my ears..
ok your turn..