Tell us something we don't know....

[avvidclif]

Who's MR Everest???? And why does he boil??

 

[Kar98]

River don't go nowhere near Aintry, city boy!

 

[Kar98]

Everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.

Paige, no!

 

[Ole Cowboy]

Speechless.

It was drastically reduced by the Judge to $10k cash then and around a grand a month. THey asked for almost $30k cash then and nearly $3k per mo. It was some formula they used to come with it. She sued me on the grounds and I am serious here "his success in life" was greater than hers. She ended up being nothing but a school teacher making next to nothing. Of course what she did NOT say was that I paid for her college education at UT Austin, she did NOT have work, she just needed to study and grad Cum Laud in Finance and Marketing I think with a teaching Cert, so double major + teach cert.

 

[F350-6]

What county/city? From everything I've been told (current experience in this matter), it's capped on number of years based on length of marriage.

I only have to give up half of everything I own, but no alimony (she did end up with enough cash to get a house and get by while she looked for a job).

 

[easy rider]

It was drastically reduced by the Judge to $10k cash then and around a grand a month. THey asked for almost $30k cash then and nearly $3k per mo. It was some formula they used to come with it. She sued me on the grounds and I am serious here "his success in life" was greater than hers. She ended up being nothing but a school teacher making next to nothing. Of course what she did NOT say was that I paid for her college education at UT Austin, she did NOT have work, she just needed to study and grad *** Laud in Finance and Marketing I think with a teaching Cert, so double major + teach cert.

Guess I was lucky when I got divorced, she was making about as much money as I was, so the papers were written sorta like "what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours". Of course a couple years later she lost her job with K2 when they sold out to REI.

 

[Ole Cowboy]

The Baby Ruth candy bar was NOT named after Babe Ruth...

 

[Kar98]

The Baby Ruth candy bar was NOT named after Babe Ruth...

It was named after a different baseball player whose name also was Baby Ruth.

 

[easy rider]

The Baby Ruth candy bar was NOT named after Babe Ruth...

Depends on who you want to believe I guess.
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index...ndy-bars-actually-were-named-after-babe-ruth/

 

[Ole Cowboy]

Guess I was lucky when I got divorced, she was making about as much money as I was, so the papers were written sorta like "what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours". Of course a couple years later she lost her job with K2 when they sold out to REI.

There I was sitting outside the courtroom in Denton Tx where she and her lawyer found some man hating judge.

She was a little hottie, Cheerleader, natural blonde, blue eyes, great tan looked stunning in a bikini. But I had not seen her in almost 25 years!

The hall is empty outside the court room and we have a 3 pm hearing. I am by myself, did not even bother with a lawyer. I look out of the corner of my eye and I see some lumbering, woman coming down the hall and I don't pay attention. The woman walks up to me and I look up at stained teeth, neck as fat as her head, mouse brown hair glazed over eyes. She calls me by name and my jaw slams into my chest so hear I let out a hack like I had just hot boxed a non filter Camel. I stand up and say, Pam, and being the gentleman I am I hug her and say good to see ya...I take note that my 36 in arms do not even go completely around her and her back feels like a spongy piece of foam mattress I'd slept on in some NoTell Motel. Not only will my arms not wrap around her but I am trying to get my head wrapped around that former Cheerleader and Ms Farmers Branch Tx, I so wanted to ask, What in the hell has happened to you? I did not say anything, but OMG, she had to be pushing 300 lbs. I must say I felt sorry for her for she had become what her parents were, as ugly as her daddy and as mean as her mother.

Court was short, I agreed and cut her a check for $10k plus the first months $1300 or so.

Epilog: At the first years tax time ( can write the payments off) I wonder if I am going to get hit with an increase based upon cost of living or some other BS. So I drag out the paperwork and run the numbers, I cannot believe what I see. So I send it over to a lawyer buddy and ask him to look see. He calls a few days later and Don, how the hell did you pull this off? You realize the formula goes down every year not up and the recomp clause does not specify who the recomp applies to so it applies to as much as it applies to them..When my income went up, hers went down...

Take away, I no longer pay her a single dime...

 

[nlam01]

There I was sitting outside the courtroom in Denton Tx where she and her lawyer found some man hating judge.

She was a little hottie, Cheerleader, natural blonde, blue eyes, great tan looked stunning in a bikini. But I had not seen her in almost 25 years!

The hall is empty outside the court room and we have a 3 pm hearing. I am by myself, did not even bother with a lawyer. I look out of the corner of my eye and I see some lumbering, woman coming down the hall and I don't pay attention. The woman walks up to me and I look up at stained teeth, neck as fat as her head, mouse brown hair glazed over eyes. She calls me by name and my jaw slams into my chest so hear I let out a hack like I had just hot boxed a non filter Camel. I stand up and say, Pam, and being the gentleman I am I hug her and say good to see ya...I take note that my 36 in arms do not even go completely around her and her back feels like a spongy piece of foam mattress I'd slept on in some NoTell Motel. Not only will my arms not wrap around her but I am trying to get my head wrapped around that former Cheerleader and Ms Farmers Branch Tx, I so wanted to ask, What in the hell has happened to you? I did not say anything, but OMG, she had to be pushing 300 lbs. I must say I felt sorry for her for she had become what her parents were, as ugly as her daddy and as mean as her mother.

Court was short, I agreed and cut her a check for $10k plus the first months $1300 or so.

Epilog: At the first years tax time ( can write the payments off) I wonder if I am going to get hit with an increase based upon cost of living or some other BS. So I drag out the paperwork and run the numbers, I cannot believe what I see. So I send it over to a lawyer buddy and ask him to look see. He calls a few days later and Don, how the hell did you pull this off? You realize the formula goes down every year not up and the recomp clause does not specify who the recomp applies to so it applies to as much as it applies to them..When my income went up, hers went down...

Take away, I no longer pay her a single dime...

What I want to know is how the f&$? Texas would even allow that after 20 years. Flat out worse than gold digging!

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[General Zod]

The voices of Optimus Prime and Eeyore are provided by the same voice actor, Peter Cullen.

The voices of Scooby-Doo and Megatron are provided by the same voice actor, Frank Welker.

Now imagine Eeyore battling an evil Scooby-Doo...

 

[Bozz10mm]

There is an emergency roadside assistance number on the back of your Texas DL.

 

[Ole Cowboy]

Depends on who you want to believe I guess.
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index...ndy-bars-actually-were-named-after-babe-ruth/

I will go with that version, thanks!

 

[Big Dipper]

Some turtles can breathe under water by absorbing oxygen through their skin or pumping water through the anus.

 

[Southpaw]

I like turtles, though most already knew that.

 

[easy rider]

Depending on the species, some sea turtles can live over 100 years, while some species of tortoises can live 200 years or more.

 

[TheMailMan]

Brazil nuts aren't commercially grown. Every nut, actually a seed, comes from a wild tree.

 

[Bozz10mm]

Dalhart Texas is located closer to six other state capitals than to Austin, Tx.

 

[busykngt]

Dallas is closer to St. Louis, MO than it is to El Paso.