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  • DarkRook

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    Subject: New Texas Survivor TV Show

    Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" TV shows, Texas is planning
    to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style."

    How to play and the rules and how to win:

    How to play:
    The couples will first drive to Dallas , then drive to Waco ,
    Austin , San Antonio and over to Houston and down to Brownsville.
    They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo.
    From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.



    Rules:
    Each one will be driving a pink Volvo that says

    "I'm a Communist", "I Love the Dixie Chicks,"
    "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama",
    "George Strait and Country Music Sucks,"
    "Hillary in 2012" AND,
    "I'm here to confiscate your guns"

    How to win:
    The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
     

    brickboy240

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    Not all Volvo drivers are leftists. Mines not pink, though. These people probably think all black people steal and like watermelon as well. Nice.



    Best gun joke?

    Well...just about any price on GunBroker in the last month on an AR-15, AK or any high-capacity rifle!

    - brickboy240
     

    juwaba98

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    CZ guy

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    Gun Joke? OK

    The detective investigating the homicide at the golf course was interviewing the deceased ground-keeper's supervisor. The investigator said he would contact the dead man's family in Mexico and tell them their loved one had been shot with a golf gun.

    "I've never heard of a golf gun!" said the boss.

    The detective replied "Me neither, but it made a hole in Juan!"
     

    DarkRook

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    Gun Joke? OK

    The detective investigating the homicide at the golf course was interviewing the deceased ground-keeper's supervisor. The investigator said he would contact the dead man's family in Mexico and tell them their loved one had been shot with a golf gun.

    "I've never heard of a golf gun!" said the boss.

    The detective replied "Me neither, but it made a hole in Juan!"

    Now thats the kind of jokes I was talking about...

    I agree that the Hi-Point pistols are nothing more then fishing weights.
    But the carbines are not bad with a little work. As for a bullit launching system they are accurate.
     
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