Subject: New Texas Survivor TV Show
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" TV shows, Texas is planning
to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style."
How to play and the rules and how to win:
How to play:
The couples will first drive to Dallas , then drive to Waco ,
Austin , San Antonio and over to Houston and down to Brownsville.
They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo.
From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.
Each one will be driving a pink Volvo that says
"I'm a Communist", "I Love the Dixie Chicks,"
"Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama",
"George Strait and Country Music Sucks,"
"Hillary in 2012" AND,
"I'm here to confiscate your guns"
How to win:
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.