Wow. You must be the only gun owner in United States who did not know that quote.
The best gun joke?
Walk into Gander Mountain and glance at their gun and ammo prices...if you're not laughing...theres soemthing wrong with you!
- brickboy240
Here is a new one I just got. I do wish they would use it. I'd even pay for the ammo...
Here is a new one I just got. I do wish they would use it. I'd even pay for the ammo...
That's the funniest thing I've heard in a while. Should have tried it on the dog, course the dog would probably never come near you again, or better yet use it on the kids, they'll learn real quick to mind, and behave.
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock in cal. 45 ACP, and you are an quality shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY:
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click. Reload.
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy!
Son: "Can I shoot the next one? Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Golden Sabers?"
Wife: "You ain't takin' that to the Taxidermist!