Luckily (I guess?) cookies are no longer a temptation for me. About a year ago I got some sort of infection in my mouth and my sense of taste was the primary casualty.
What is the single food that I have tasted in the last year that is most salty and most bitter, so much so that I have to spit it out immediately or it'll make me sick enough to throw up?
Oreo cookies.
That's f'd up, I tell ya.