I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ars and I'm all out of bubble gum

[oldag]

Sahara:
"Well, we're in the desert, looking for the source of a river pollutant, using as our map a cave drawing of a Civil War gunship, which is also in the desert. So I was just wondering when we're gonna have to sit down and re-evaluate our decision-making paradigm?"

 

[FireInTheWire]

"Each And Every Man Under My Command Owes Me One Hundred Nazi Scalps."

 

[Dad_Roman]

Sahara:
"Well, we're in the desert, looking for the source of a river pollutant, using as our map a cave drawing of a Civil War gunship, which is also in the desert. So I was just wondering when we're gonna have to sit down and re-evaluate our decision-making paradigm?"

We love that one.


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[FireInTheWire]

"Nineteen fifty-eight. It's been
traveling twenty-two years to get
here. And now it's here. And it's
either heads or tails, and you have
to say. Call it."

 

[FireInTheWire]

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

 

[SQLGeek]

"Nineteen fifty-eight. It's been
traveling twenty-two years to get
here. And now it's here. And it's
either heads or tails, and you have
to say. Call it."

That's a good movie and book.

 

[SQLGeek]

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold"

 

[baboon]

We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "phuk" on their airplanes because it's obscene!

 

[deemus]

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

What is that from?

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Hunter Thompson.

 

[Whistler]

"How ya doin?" " Better since I gave up hope."

"Nuke the entire site from orbit - it's the only way to be sure."

"That's mighty bold talk from a one-eyed fat man!" "Fill your hand you son of a bitch!"

"You can't serve papers on a rat, baby sister. You gotta kill him or let him be.”

 

[SQLGeek]

What is that from?

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

 

[plinkr]

Flight attendant: How is your wife?

Arnold: Compared to what?

- Kindergarten Cop

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[Bozz10mm]

I'll never be over Macho Grande.

 

[Vaquero]

By God, she reminds me of me.

 

[BRD@66]

"What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though." - Al Czervik

 

[BRD@66]

"One- was the Corvette, which could never be confused with the Buick Skylark." - M. Vito,

 

[BRD@66]

"Loads of elevators play Celine Dion - but that don't make it right." - Uncle Rob Fish Fishman,

 

[EZ-E]

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

" I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd."

 

[BRD@66]

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist"

"Bravery & Stupidity are close friends. Only results separate the two."

"Ayegor." "Frodrick."

"I don't know what's scarier - losing nuclear weapons or that it happens so often that we have a name for it."