Out Of context Quote Thread

[Southpaw]

So they are getting some.

And what are you doing while they are getting some? Perv!

 

[Axxe55]

Someone is going to have to work awful hard to beat this one!

I can't believe I posted that! Thought I'd repost it before @Southpaw or @Texasgordo took advantage of my post!

Sometimes, ya just gotta laugh at yourself!

 

[Southpaw]

I would video action with a smart phone, and see how far back........

We'll have to stop you there sir, this is a family friendly environment.

 

[TipBledsoe]

Your not asking for your stuff shaved are you?

 

[baboon]

Not to be confused with your junk getting shaved. We were talking about deli meats.

 

[Axxe55]

No, I like a 17. I get ansy thinking about the time someone used a straight razor around my stuff.

Oh My!

 

[BRD@66]

she insisted that one or two poles could/would/should do it all.

^ What Axxe55 said previously.

 

[Wolfwood]

Not to be confused with your junk getting shaved. We were talking about deli meats.

woah woah woah lets not go putting things into context!

also, i avoid shaving my salami as i tend to get a rash.

 

[bbbass]

^ What Axxe55 said previously.

One to three poles at a time suited my ex....

She was quite the "party" girl.

 

[robertc1024]

Now if I keep this up I can have a beer...

Does she always reward you like that?

 

[Texasgordo]

Having held some, they feel flimsy.

You're not supposed to do the death grip on them. Ouch!

 

[Southpaw]

Don't put anything in them that you wouldn't want everybody to see.

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[BRD@66]

I had a mated pair of great horned owls on my property for several years. /QUOTE]

That's against the law everywhere but Arkansas.

 

[TX OMFS]

You know where that's headed right?

Did you buy dinner first?

 

[Texasgordo]

But if you shot mine, you might change your mind.

No thanks

 

[Texasgordo]

I like their rueben.

You should say hi

 

[Texasgordo]

put me down for (1) 3XL

Oh that's nasty

 

[ZX9RCAM]

I had not pushed it in far enough.

I can see where that might be a problem.

 

[Coiled]

You should say hi

Go deliver more dildos in Santa Fe and leave me TF alone .. ya cocksucka !!!

 

[Southpaw]

Do you need some?

Appreciate the offer, but I'll talk to the wife first.

I was dating a lady recently who has one

Pictures or it never ....... Wait...nevermind.

so I'm a little lower than I like to be.

Unfortunately that is all part of the aging process.