Ole Cowboy
TGT Addict
OK TimberWolf I will see your motel and raise you a motel.
No sex but funny: I am at the motel on Ft Lewis. I am there TDY and its early spring about 9 pm. Up there everything has windows as its cool and my windows are open, I am in the shower. Suddenly a CRACK and what sounds like an explosion, lights go out but the emergency lights come on. WTH, I step out of the shower in the dark, head full of shampoo, grab a towel and like most motel towels it barely wraps around me, barely. There is an incredible storm, rain is pouring and lighting popping. The motel is enclosed with hallways and doors all opening into the hall. I find the door in the the light from the lighting and open it, the dim emergency lights are on. I step out holding my towel and look to see if things are ok, building on fire etc...all of a sudden B A N G and I am slapped in the butt by the closing of my door behind me almost knocking me down and I drop my towel. Doors is auto lock and about now other doors are beginning to open.
There I stand shampoo, size X Small towel not even completely covering me, locked of my room and folks are shinning flashlights at me. Even in the din of the super storm folks are laughing louder. I ask someone to go to the front desk and get a key. He comes back in a few min and they won't give him a key unless he shows ID. I got no stinkin ID.
I have no other choice but to go downstairs to the desk. They will not give me a key because I have no stinkin ID. They call the MP's. Now here I am, near nekkid, no shoes, no shirt and certainly no service, MP's ask for the key and I lead them to my room, they go in first fo course then I and I get my wallet and military ID with foto...they laugh HARD like the rest of the motel is doing as everyone is out in the halls since the rooms are dark.
No sex but funny: I am at the motel on Ft Lewis. I am there TDY and its early spring about 9 pm. Up there everything has windows as its cool and my windows are open, I am in the shower. Suddenly a CRACK and what sounds like an explosion, lights go out but the emergency lights come on. WTH, I step out of the shower in the dark, head full of shampoo, grab a towel and like most motel towels it barely wraps around me, barely. There is an incredible storm, rain is pouring and lighting popping. The motel is enclosed with hallways and doors all opening into the hall. I find the door in the the light from the lighting and open it, the dim emergency lights are on. I step out holding my towel and look to see if things are ok, building on fire etc...all of a sudden B A N G and I am slapped in the butt by the closing of my door behind me almost knocking me down and I drop my towel. Doors is auto lock and about now other doors are beginning to open.
There I stand shampoo, size X Small towel not even completely covering me, locked of my room and folks are shinning flashlights at me. Even in the din of the super storm folks are laughing louder. I ask someone to go to the front desk and get a key. He comes back in a few min and they won't give him a key unless he shows ID. I got no stinkin ID.
I have no other choice but to go downstairs to the desk. They will not give me a key because I have no stinkin ID. They call the MP's. Now here I am, near nekkid, no shoes, no shirt and certainly no service, MP's ask for the key and I lead them to my room, they go in first fo course then I and I get my wallet and military ID with foto...they laugh HARD like the rest of the motel is doing as everyone is out in the halls since the rooms are dark.